Veteran self-intro
"Grandmaster mic man, that’s one of my names."
ZEN opens by listing his titles and positioning himself as a veteran presence.
Don't Flop flex
"Don’t Flop champ, that’s one of mine."
A status flex. He brings his wider battle-rap history into the PenGame room.
PenGame flex
"PenGame champ, that’s one of mine."
ZEN immediately claims championship-level authority before attacking ORION.
Skill contrast
"See, the man raps, but it’s only ZEN that spits."
A simple but effective skill contrast: ORION raps, ZEN spits.
Name/size flip
"It’s ironic that your name is ORION when the fat con’s never had a belt that fits."
A belt/constellation/body-image flip, using ORION’s name to attack his size.
Fitness punch
"You’re a stepdad, but you ain’t making the steps."
A clean stepdad/steps/fitness punch.
Exercise punch
"Better lock time in the stairs."
He extends the “steps” angle into exercise and movement.
Dishcloth visual
"Your body gets way too wide for the bath, so he wipes himself with a dishcloth."
A harsh visual body joke, aimed at making ORION look physically awkward.
Hairline punch
"You go barbers and ask for the black widow."
A hairline/shape punch, using “black widow” as the visual.
Parenting angle
"What is he doing out here MCing? Shouldn’t he be fixing his son some supper?"
A stepdad/father-role angle, saying ORION should be at home parenting instead of battling.
Food punch
"He ate it all, cake and all."
A food/body punch that keeps the round’s main theme consistent.
Belly visual
"If a man was blind already, he could somehow find your belly."
A strong visual punch. ORION’s size is framed as impossible to miss.
Exaggeration punch
"For breakfast he had a 20-pack wafer."
A funny food exaggeration, continuing the overeating angle.
Jacamo bar
"I heard you wear XXXXXL, couldn’t even find the size in Jacamo."
A clothing/body-size bar. ZEN says even big-size retailers cannot help ORION.
Body angle
"You’re very fat, I ain’t coming off topic."
ZEN makes the body angle explicit: he is staying on that attack.
RTM reference
"ORION don’t even smoke weed, but on RTM he was sucking off Chronic."
A reference to ORION’s RTM appearance and Chronic angle. It is battle material, not a factual claim.
Bully frame
"You were getting bullied for an hour, it’s tragic."
ZEN frames ORION’s RTM moment as a public humiliation.
Loss callback
"Got murked by TRAPZ, got smoked by DRIZZ."
A record/status punch, bringing in previous battles and losses.
YouTube/bitch
"Even YouTube knows you’re a bitch."
ZEN claims ORION tried to remove content and failed, turning platform visibility into an insult.
Goal trap
"When he plays football, always getting trapped in goal."
A body/position joke, saying ORION is too big to move out of goal.
TRAPZ callback
"Last time TRAPZ tried to snatch his property, this time ZEN’s gonna snatch his soul."
A strong escalation from previous incident to current battle.
Constellation flip
"ORION, constellation — getting murked by DRIZZ is your occupation."
A name/space flip tied to ORION’s battle history.
Props critique
"Bring props but never see the props I gave him."
A performance critique: ORION uses props but ZEN says he does not deserve respect.
Doctor-patient weapon
"Metal to the chest like I played doctor-patient."
A weapon/medical image, landing as a darker punch.
Medical scheme
"You will need an operation."
He closes the medical scheme by turning the battle into surgery.
Father's music
"Your dad’s there singing in the booth, trying to blow."
Family/music angle, attacking ORION’s father’s music.
Pop Smoke flip
"Catfish gyal, so you look like Pop Smoke — turn up and it’s looking more like Pop Tart."
A strong Pop Smoke/Pop Tart image flip. It attacks ORION’s image and appearance at once.
Chest/Double E
"Your cup size, that’s D-double-E."
A body/chest punch with a clean D Double E grime reference feel.
LGBTQ loss
"Now you’re taking the L-G-B-T-Q."
A letter-sequence punch, turning the LGBTQ acronym into a loss bar.
Zen hook
"Flow like ZEN."
The main third-round hook. This became the battle’s biggest live device.
Self-branding
"Who is the realest? ZEN."
A self-branding call-and-response. It made the crowd part of the round.
Reload wheel
"Who gets the wheel? It’s Z to the N again."
ZEN directly links his name to reloads, making every wheel-up prove the point.
Panda visual
"Granddad’s Chinese and it makes sense, ’cause he’s looking like Kung Fu Panda."
A heritage/body-image punch. Offensive lane, but it was central to the round.
Family chins
"He’s got more chins than his family tree."
A cleaner version of the same angle: Chinese/chins/family tree wordplay.
Takeaway chopstick
"He’s had so many Chinese takeaways, he could lockpick with a chopstick."
A food/heritage joke that ties takeaway habits to the wider angle.
Exposing chink
"Trying to tell man that his granddad’s Black, but now I’m exposing a chink in his armour."
A heritage/identity punch. The wording is offensive, so archive copy treats it as battle-rap provocation.
Uber driver
"Heard you were an Uber driver, but I already knew you would lose the P."
A money/work angle, saying ORION loses money rather than making it.
Uber Eat flip
"Picking up people? He’s picking up food instead, trying to Uber Eat."
One of the cleaner taxi/takeaway flips. It converts Uber driving into Uber Eats and food jokes.
Running meter
"Taxi job is the only time that he ever runs a meter."
A strong running/meter/workout punch.
Takeaway reaction
"You work in a taxi and you love takeaway — turns out you’re more Asian than me."
A heritage/work/takeaway punchline, built for crowd reaction.
CHEEZEE cheese
"Right now we’ve got CHEEZEE and cheese."
ZEN moves into the CHEEZEE/2-on-2 angle.
Blue/brown cheese
"That cheese is brown, this cheese is blue."
A name/food/colour flip comparing CHEEZEE to ORION.
2v2 carried
"More time you’re carrying cheese, but that cheese carried you for the 2v2."
A strong battle-history punch, saying CHEEZEE carried ORION in the tag battle.
Tech tight
"Any fat guy stretching a black Nike tech, I could tell that it was looking tight on you."
A clothing/body-image bar.
Top Boy reference
"Came here looking like Kit from Top Boy, then the fat con’s getting murked just like him."
A Top Boy reference, using character imagery to predict ORION’s defeat.
Grealish joke
"Your ex-girl looks like Jack Grealish, new girl looking like Grealish again."
A relationship/appearance joke, saying ORION has a repeated type.