WHOISORION and STAR CO closed Champions League Fixture 4 at Ministry of Sound. WHOISORION won the coin toss and chose to go first. Margs repeatedly stopped the opening while the sound was adjusted, and both battlers had to restart passages throughout the battle. The host asked the live room and viewers at home to vote, but no completed tally or declared winner is preserved in the source. The result below is therefore an independent LOTA review.
WHOISORION's first began by praising STAR CO's style, tone, rhyme schemes and beat choices before revealing that he was describing STAR CO's father, SMILES. He argued that STAR CO copied his father's walk, talk, flow, bars, clothes and pauses, then changed SMILES into Grin. Foot rubs and looking up to a short man continued the father angle. STAR CO's face became baptism in cooking oil; alleged trouble with DRIZZGB turned the star in his name into wanting to be WHOISORION. A rapid list of appearance attacks led into calling him a BTEC CHEEKS. WHOISORION restarted the full passage twice because he could not hear the beat, but eventually completed it.
STAR CO's first opened with jumping from a car, kicking out WHOISORION's teeth and combining jabs, crosses, hooks and kicks. He asked who Orion was, then said WHOISORION had hidden behind others when CHAPPIE tried to confront him. A reported four-loss record, a KANDI shop and paying KANDI for sex built the middle. STAR CO said WHOISORION left PenGame built like a meatball and returned looking the same, then moved through pavement, turf and direct threats. He restarted once after losing his place but delivered a shorter, more controlled completed pass. That cleaner execution narrowly earns STAR CO the first.
WHOISORION's second attacked STAR CO's clothes and gender presentation before asking why a drunk Margs had booked him. John Wick became John WALK ON and a threat to kill his dog. STAR CO sitting on another man's lap became needing him as a booster seat because of his height. WHOISORION compared his neck with Carlos Tevez, his face with Meghan Markle, and his appearance with Deadpool without the mask. Domino and supernatural luck led into crusty lips and baby powder. Wesley Snipes, Freddy Krueger, E45 and dry skin followed before WHOISORION closed by asking what one star was to a whole constellation. Despite multiple audience-commanded reloads, the sequence contains the round's clearest punchlines.
STAR CO's second prioritised rhythm and physical threats. Lucky seven and being unable to fit all his friends in a car introduced the verse. Men eating fries outside the venue, brown teeth and sexual insults led into a left jab, right hand, kick to the jaw and knife attack. STAR CO warned that the stage would break under WHOISORION, then used smiles, cheese and white teeth. He said he could not take chat from someone like him, described evading blockers and returning with a weapon, and moved through roti, colours, a crash course and confetti. The passage was restarted several times and its transcription is often unclear. The flow is effective, but the writing is broader than WHOISORION's targeted response.
WHOISORION's third was built around crowd participation. STAR CO being burned like lava made WHOISORION Darth Vader and STAR CO Luke, but the audience refused the expected father response. Voice notes, helium and copying SKAMZ became another deliberately denied fill-in. WHOISORION then argued that lyrical writing works in the dungeon but does not automatically translate to the stage. The Undertaker, drug use, a priest and Star Wars led into family attacks. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star became STAR CO's mother bringing men home and leaving him unsure of his father. Serious, delirious and curious formed a rhyme run before angles became a pyramid and speed became Paul Walker. The playful failed call-and-response produced a complete and varied final.
STAR CO's third opened with Cartier, flair on a wristwatch, taking time off a wrist and switching WHOISORION off. Criss-cross and diamonds coming off TikTok continued the compact scheme. STAR CO then stopped, said the battle was done and did not resume. The incomplete round makes the deciding point unavoidable.
LOTA scores WHOISORION 2-1. STAR CO edges the first through the cleaner completed delivery after both battlers encounter sound and memory problems. WHOISORION wins the second with the more direct John Wick, booster-seat, Deadpool, baby-powder and constellation writing. He takes the third decisively with a complete crowd-participation round after STAR CO abandons his response four lines into the verse.