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WHOISORION VS KANDI

Battle Result

Official Battle Result

Clash Summary

WHOISORION vs KANDI took place on **PenGame Rap Battle 2025**, with the event sponsored by **Forward Studios** and **Platinum Education Services**. KANDI wins the coin toss and chooses for WHOISORION to go first.

WHOISORION opens by saying he is going to keep the first round light before going colder later. His first round attacks KANDI’s image, lifestyle and identity. He calls him “Chunky,” says he rides around in a four-door with others like a traveller, mocks the fur-coat look, says KANDI talks like he does not know what he is saying, and attacks the gang talk as fake. He also brings up Gypsy Hill, pills, Suzanne, electric guitar, rock music and smoking rock. It is a controlled opener, but it feels more like setup than full damage.

KANDI responds with a much louder and more aggressive first. He attacks WHOISORION’s weight, eyes, baby-mum situation, family, Nigerian identity, Swansea/inbred angle, Young Filly/Chunks comparisons, horse/stable material, dad/fatherhood lines, Navy/seal wordplay, computer/cookies, breath, Sea Life and gym jokes. The round is harsh, comedic and clearly lands stronger in the room. KANDI takes the first round.

WHOISORION’s second is the battle’s turning point. He says some things cannot be disclosed until the third, then immediately attacks KANDI with serious allegation-style material about punching women, being protected by Margs, not getting flowers from Nadia Rose, Jimmy Savile references, childhood abuse material, fake Jamaican identity, sexuality/closet angles, fake dark-skin claims, caravan/park jokes, African barbers, Sahara/Gaza flips, Smil3z imitation, and pork/bacon/race material. It is much sharper than his first and much more opponent-specific.

KANDI’s second has good energy and flow, but it is less controlled. He uses primate/gorilla imagery, “half-pint” jokes, filler/fake-face material, flow patterns, Chinese face/body lines, father/sexuality jokes, soft-team/fufu imagery, Suzanne/website material, Kobe references and crude sexual insults. It has moments, but WHOISORION’s second is the more structured and damaging round.

Round three becomes the key debatable. WHOISORION delivers the “exposure” round he had promised. He attacks KANDI’s childhood, says he was bullied in Richmond, claims KANDI put bass in his voice after listening to rappers like Morrison, Fredo and Meek, says he was pressed by other youths and cried on Snapchat, then claims he has receipts and videos. He closes with fluffy coats, puffy combs and cousin-provided personal information. It is direct and opponent-specific.

KANDI’s third is more performance-driven. He uses a repeated “semen driving Orion’s bitch” hook, German car imagery, GTA, BBK/GBK, eating deck and rice, sex/sexual-health insults, Uber Eats, food stamps, gym jokes, Mr Kipling, sister/victim material and eviction-family lines. It is crude, shocking and gets a reaction, but it is less focused than WHOISORION’s third.

There is no official judgement. The host ends by telling viewers to get in the comments and say who won.

Based on battle structure, WHOISORION edges the battle by Archive Judgement.

Performance Analysis

WHOISORION

WHOISORION wins because his second and third rounds are more direct and more opponent-specific. He starts light, but once he gets into the personal material, the battle shifts. His first round is not his strongest. It has funny imagery around KANDI’s traveller-style image, fur coats, Gypsy Hill, pills, Suzanne and rock music, but it does not feel heavy enough to beat KANDI’s more explosive opener. His second is where he properly enters the battle. He attacks KANDI’s identity, family claims, sexuality, race performance, fake Jamaican image and history. The round has a clear purpose: make KANDI look fake, confused and protected. It is the cleanest written round of the battle. His third is an exposure round. Rather than just insulting KANDI, WHOISORION claims to have background information, videos and receipts. The Richmond bullying angle, rap-influence angle and “put bass in your voice” line give the round a strong personal direction. WHOISORION’s biggest strength is angle construction. His best material is not random; it is built to attack KANDI’s identity and credibility.

Lyrical Themes: Gypsy Hill, traveller/horses, fur coat, mafia image, pills, Suzanne, rock music, Jimmy Savile, Nadia Rose, fake Jamaican, closet/Narnia, African barbers, Sahara/Gaza, caravan/park, Smil3z imitation, pork/bacon/race, Richmond childhood, bullying, rap influences, receipts, cousin information.

KANDI

KANDI has the more explosive performance and clearly wins the first round. His style is wild, funny and very aggressive, but he loses the battle because WHOISORION’s later rounds are more specific. His first round is his best. He immediately attacks WHOISORION’s appearance, weight, eyes, baby-mum situation, family, identity and lifestyle. The Shrek/Donkey, Swansea/inbred, Chunks/Young Filly, horse/stable and Navy/seal sections give the round strong comic value. His second has good flow, but it becomes scattered. He uses primate, filler, fake face, Chinese, fufu, Suzanne, Kobe and sexual material, but the round does not land as cleanly as WHOISORION’s second. His third gets a reaction because it is crude and performed with confidence. The repeated hook gives it energy, but the content leans more into shock than precision. WHOISORION’s third has the better battle angle. KANDI’s biggest strength is performance energy. His weakness is that the later rounds rely more on chaos than structure.

Lyrical Themes: Weight, eyes, Shrek/Donkey, Swansea, Young Filly/Chunks, horse/stable, Navy/seal, computers/cookies, breath, Sea Life, gym jokes, primate/gorilla, filler/fake face, Chinese face/body lines, father sexuality jokes, fufu, Suzanne, Kobe, German car, GTA, BBK/GBK, Uber Eats, food stamps, Mr Kipling, eviction/family material.

Key Technical Highlights

WHOISORION

Best round

Round two.

Strongest trait

Opponent-specific angles.

Best angle

KANDI’s identity and credibility.

Best technical section

Fake Jamaican / caravan / dark-skin / Smil3z imitation run.

Battle-winning factor

Stronger second and third rounds.

KANDI

Best round

Round one.

Strongest trait

Performance and shock humour.

Best angle

WHOISORION’s appearance and family image.

Best technical section

Shrek / Donkey / stable / fatherhood run.

Battle-losing factor

Later rounds are less focused than WHOISORION’s.

Indexed Bars & Breakdown

WHOISORION

Structure

"We’re gonna keep it light first round."

WHOISORION sets the structure early. He warns that the heavier material is coming later.

Appearance

"Chunky."

A simple weight/appearance opener aimed at KANDI.

Identity

"Four man in a four-door, you’re a gypsy."

A traveller/car image. It attacks KANDI’s look and lifestyle.

Identity

"You man ride out on horses."

Continues the traveller/horse angle.

Appearance

"He wears fur coats just like a mafia."

A fashion/image punch. KANDI’s fur coat is mocked as costume-like.

Credibility

"You don’t sell crack, what are you snorting?"

A drug/credibility insult. WHOISORION says KANDI has the look but not the street reality.

Credibility

"You ain’t no gang member."

A direct fake-gangster accusation.

Identity

"You ain’t from Gypsy Hill, you live in the hill with gypsies."

A location/name flip. Gypsy Hill becomes a traveller insult.

Personal

"The way Xannies have fucked up your life, you should get you a lawyer."

A pills/legal punch. It suggests drugs have damaged KANDI.

Status

"Do you think he’s bad? No."

WHOISORION turns to the room/Suzanne angle and asks questions to undermine KANDI.

Wordplay

"Playing electric guitar, playing rock and smoking rock."

A music/drug wordplay. Rock music becomes smoking rock.

Structure

"Here’s some things that can’t be disclosed. For the third round, you’ll go and get exposed."

A strong setup. WHOISORION tells the room the battle will become personal later.

Personal

"He punches women, that’s that shit that can’t be condoned."

A serious domestic-violence allegation-style line. This is battle material, not verified fact.

Career

"You didn’t get your flowers from Nadia Rose."

A flower/Nadia Rose reference. It attacks KANDI as a late bloomer who never got recognition.

Performance

"You can out-funny me, but you can’t out-bar me."

A clear framing line. WHOISORION admits KANDI can be funny but says he is the better writer.

Reference

"When he says he’s in gym, he’s talking about Jimmy Savile."

A disturbing Jimmy Savile reference. It is hostile battle material.

Identity

"Why do you say words like ‘rassclart’ but your parents say words like ‘rascal’?"

A fake-Jamaican identity punch. It says KANDI’s language is adopted rather than natural.

Delivery

"There’s a frog in your throat."

A voice/delivery insult.

Status

"He wants to be a pimp, but you need to quit it."

A fake-pimp/status punch.

Identity

"Your nan’s the only Black one in your family."

A race/family identity attack.

Personal

"Go get him a tiara, he’s in a closet, he ain’t in Narnia."

A closet/Narnia sexuality line. It is battle material.

Personal

"We’re all waiting for KANDI to come out."

Continues the closet angle.

Identity

"You keep going to African barbers. You’re not from Gaza, you’re from the Sahara."

A race/location/identity punch. It attacks KANDI’s image and styling.

Personal

"Scamz’s dad has passed, but he’s still a better dad than your actual father."

A dark fatherhood comparison. It is battle material.

Identity

"Caravan, you lived in a park."

A traveller/caravan angle.

Identity

"How the fuck do you claim that you’re yardman? You don’t even live in a yard."

A Jamaican/yardman identity flip. Strong because it uses the word “yard” literally.

Identity

"You fake Jamaican."

The main identity accusation.

Appearance

"You smell like dog when it’s raining."

A smell/body insult.

Identity

"You wannabe Smil3z imitationist."

A style-biting accusation. WHOISORION says KANDI imitates Smil3z.

Identity

"No seasoning dinner, plated pork eating, bitch your pig was bacon."

A food/pork/race-culture line. It is hostile battle material.

Disclaimer

"Don’t think I’m racist."

WHOISORION tries to pre-empt the racial edge of his material.

Name Flip

"I am the best Candino."

A KANDI name flip. “Candino” turns KANDI into a target.

History

"ZEN smoked me, but he forced reloads. Ten for three, I’m still in the lead bro."

A battle-history/status line. WHOISORION admits a previous loss but says his reload count still shows value.

Angle

"What’s your childhood like?"

Opens the third-round exposure angle.

Status

"This man is a booter."

A direct insult. The exact slang is rough, but it attacks KANDI’s character.

Evidence

"That pic was five years ago."

WHOISORION signals evidence/receipts.

Personal

"He got bullied throughout his teens."

A childhood-bullying angle. This is battle material.

Location

"He grew up in Richmond."

A location/background attack.

Identity

"Then he started listening to rap, people like Morrison, Fredo, Meek."

A rap-influence angle. WHOISORION says KANDI built his image from listening to rappers.

Delivery

"Then he put some bass in his voice."

A fake-voice punch. It says KANDI’s current delivery is manufactured.

Status

"Can somebody tell him it’s not that deep?"

A direct dismissal of KANDI’s fake intensity.

Humiliation

"They put it on Snap of this joke man crying."

A receipt-style humiliation angle. WHOISORION claims there is video proof.

Challenge

"If I’m lying, say it right now, cause I got the vids."

A strong battle-rap challenge. He claims evidence.

Evidence

"Everything that I said is facts. Pick number two, but I’ve got the receipts."

WHOISORION doubles down on the exposure angle.

Appearance

"There’s two things in this world that KANDI likes, fluffy coats and puffy combs."

A fashion/hair punch.

Information

"Your cousin told me a bunch of shit."

A personal-info angle. WHOISORION claims information from KANDI’s own family.

Analysis

"That’s the reason he talks about ripping his bars."

A link between trauma and KANDI’s violent material. It is battle material.

KANDI

Angle

"Stop all the violence."

KANDI opens by mocking or flipping the idea of violent talk.

Appearance

"You and Margs have bubble baths, he makes your eyes go wonky."

A Margs/eyes insult. It attacks WHOISORION’s appearance and relationship to the platform.

Appearance

"I saw a pic of you and your baby mum moving like Shrek and Donkey."

A Shrek/Donkey appearance punch.

Personal

"If the kid’s not yours, don’t post it up."

A fatherhood/parentage attack.

Identity

"This guy’s not Nigerian, he’s inbred, so he’s from Swansea."

A nationality/location insult. It is hostile battle material.

Appearance

"You’re built like Chunks."

A celebrity/weight comparison.

Wordplay

"Girls say I like young Filly."

A Young Filly/wordplay line. It is risky battle material.

Personal

"Your mum fucks horses."

A horse/traveller/family insult. It is battle material.

Personal

"When your dad’s called Ben, but your real dad lives in a stable."

A father/stable horse angle.

Hostility

"You’ll be the best argument for an abortion I’ve ever seen."

A very harsh existence insult.

Credibility

"You don’t chop things like a battle axe."

A weapon/street-credibility line.

Appearance

"You got a fright that’s paired with cataracts."

An eyes/sight insult.

Wordplay

"You’re a seal, never been to the Navy."

A Navy SEAL wordplay. WHOISORION is a seal but not military.

Appearance

"Britney’s blood type syrup, yours is gravy."

A food/body insult. The transcript is rough, but it uses syrup/gravy comparison.

Joke

"You break computers trying to thunk cookies."

A computer/cookies/weight joke.

Insult

"Your breath can’t like skunk pussy."

A breath/body odour insult. It is crude battle material.

Insult

"Only time his mum swims, that’s Sea Life."

A Sea Life/aquarium punch aimed at his mother.

Insult

"He goes gym once a year, that’s me trying to be nice."

A fitness/weight insult.

Threat

"I’ll make you go run for your money."

A running/money/status punch.

Wordplay

"Say I’m a primate, so that’s why I go gorillas."

KANDI flips being called animalistic into going gorilla mode.

Appearance

"Fake face, let a man love all the filler."

A cosmetic/filler insult.

Performance

"Flow like this makes a sick man iller."

A performance confidence line.

Threat

"If we stepped in the room on a one, you’ll find out that man’s Frankenstein."

A monster/fight image. The transcript is rough but clear in intent.

Threat

"One quick bang when I turn man Chinese."

A face/violence line. It is hostile battle material.

Personal

"Ask your dad if he’s gay and he say he might be."

A father/sexuality insult. It is battle material.

Insult

"Your team’s so soft, built like fufu."

A food/softness line. Fufu becomes a softness metaphor.

Personal

"I saw his mum on her website."

A receipt-style sexual/personal angle.

Callback

"Right Suzanne, what you doing on my phone?"

A callback to Suzanne, turning WHOISORION’s own angle back on him.

Reference

"I’ll take the star out of the sky like Kobe."

A Kobe Bryant/star reference. The line is dark and battle material.

Reference

"I’ll make your family cry like Kobe."

A death/grief line referencing Kobe. It is battle material.

Reference

"Never dunk on a man like Kobe."

A basketball continuation.

Insult

"You don’t ask a girl for no head, you ask that bitch to eat you out."

A crude sexual insult.

Insult

"I took your mum for dinner, food was made by my dick."

A mother/sexual insult. It is battle material.

Hook

"Semen driving Orion’s bitch."

KANDI’s third-round hook. It is crude, repetitive and designed for shock.

Status

"I’m skidding through in a German car."

A car/status line.

Reference

"Jump out the whip like it’s GTA."

A Grand Theft Auto reference.

Career

"In the club, not one of your CDs play."

A music-career insult. WHOISORION’s music is not getting spins.

Reference

"Sideman doing up BBK."

A Boy Better Know reference. It calls WHOISORION a sideman.

Joke

"Thought he was GBK."

A GBK/Burger restaurant reference, likely used as a food/weight joke.

Joke

"This dickhead’s so fat, he tried eating deck and rice."

A food/weight insult.

Status

"Nobody here respects this guy."

A direct crowd/status attack.

Insult

"I don’t know how he ain’t got AIDS when all you do is have sex with guys."

A sexuality/sexual-health insult. It is hostile battle material.

Credibility

"Don’t talk like a trapper when you don’t ever do that."

A fake-street credibility attack.

Joke

"Calling up Uber Eats, only time you tell a man run me my food back."

A food/trap flip. WHOISORION is not running drugs, just ordering food.

Joke

"You ask PenGame to pay you in food stamps."

A money/food insult.

Joke

"I said I was going to the gym, he was like gym? Who’s that?"

A gym/fitness joke.

Joke

"The only Mister in your house is Mr Kipling."

A Mr Kipling cake/food joke. Strong because it ties weight and household image.

Personal

"Your sister in your house is a victim."

A serious family allegation-style line. It is battle material.

Personal

"You want my mum to have sex with man to not get evicted."

A housing/eviction/family insult. It is battle material.

Judgement Summary

WHOISORION wins

Archive result: WHOISORION wins. Archive score: WHOISORION 2-1 KANDI. Suggested round split: Round 1: KANDI, Round 2: WHOISORION, Round 3: WHOISORION / debatable. Reason: KANDI has the better first and the louder performance moments, but WHOISORION wins the battle through structure, direct angles and a stronger exposure approach in rounds two and three.

Battle Stats

Date02-04-2024
Views272K
LeagueSeason 2025