WHOISORION & CHEEZEE VS DRIZZGB & TRAPPY

"I can take them out all one by one like battleships."

This is a simple but effective opener. Battleships is a game where players take turns sinking each other’s ships. DRIZZGB & TRAPPY use it to say they can remove both opponents one by one.

"The only bag they’ll get after this — bag of chips."

This is a money/status insult. “Bag” can mean money, but they flip it into a cheap bag of chips. It makes WHOISORION and CHEEZEE look low-value after the battle.

"Might put holes in CHEEZEE like Swiss."

This is a direct CHEEZEE name flip. Swiss cheese is known for having holes in it, so the line turns CHEEZEE’s name into a punch. It is simple, clear and tailored.

"Look at the big screen — we’re versus dads."

This is a visual attack using the screen. DRIZZGB & TRAPPY try to make the opponents look older and less current. The screen element adds live-room theatre to the punch.

"You said you live by yourself, but that’s your dad’s house."

This is a status and independence angle. They accuse the opponent of pretending to be self-sufficient while still living in family property. It attacks maturity and credibility.

"BMI, fitness test — are you making the right move? Have you got diabetes type two?"

This is a body/health insult aimed at size and fitness. BMI means body mass index, and type 2 diabetes is commonly associated in public discourse with weight and lifestyle. It is harsh battle material, used to mock appearance.

"They’re shaking the stage when the guys move."

This is a weight/physical presence joke. It works in the room because the audience can see both opponents on stage. It is a live visual punch rather than a complex written bar.

"Put them in double XL coffins."

This continues the body-size angle. Double XL refers to clothing size, but they apply it to coffins. It is dark but clearly structured.

"I heard CHEEZEE and I thought sandwich toppings."

This is another CHEEZEE name flip. It reduces his name to food, making him sound unserious. It also fits the wider body/food jokes used throughout the battle.

"Grams and Piff, the battle switched — we were supposed to get rid of them first."

This references the 2v2 tournament context. DRIZZGB & TRAPPY say they were meant to face different opponents first, but whoever stands in front of them will get dealt with. It makes them sound prepared for anyone.

"Why the fuck is your name CHEEZEE? Your name’s after the shittest weed."

This is a weed-name flip. “Cheese” is a known cannabis strain, but they use it to insult CHEEZEE by saying even the thing his name resembles is low-quality. It is tailored and easy to follow.

"Pengame kicked him out the group, now he’s coming begging back up — oh please."

This is a platform-history angle. They accuse CHEEZEE of being removed or distanced from the group, then returning when it suits him. It attacks loyalty and status.

"First one knockout, this one’s lethal."

DRIZZGB & TRAPPY frame the battle as a sequel to previous damage. The line suggests they already hurt the opponents once and this second encounter is even more dangerous. It adds narrative to the performance.

"The next man, next man, next man."

This becomes one of the biggest performance moments of the battle. The repetition works like a chant and highlights the relationship/loyalty angle. It also shows DRIZZGB & TRAPPY’s chemistry because the section feels designed for two voices.

"That’s what a bitch sounds like when certain man ain’t in the room."

This is the start of their third-round exposure angle. They claim WHOISORION speaks differently when certain people are not present. The bar attacks courage and authenticity.

"You wouldn’t say that if he was here, now you’re telling Young Spray what to do?"

This references Young Spray, a UK rap figure and podcast personality. DRIZZGB & TRAPPY use the name to make the angle feel bigger than the battle, suggesting WHOISORION was moving strangely behind the scenes.

"Before we all move forward, there’s a few things to address in the room."

This sets up the “allegedly” section. It works because it sounds like they are about to present evidence rather than just rap. That makes the round feel structured and theatrical.

"WHOISORION is gay — allegedly."

This is sexuality-based battle material and should not be treated as fact. The word “allegedly” is used to make the section sound like a mock legal disclaimer. It is part of the performance angle rather than verified information.

"Crowd, look at the screen ahead of me."

This is one of the most important 2v2 tactics in the battle. DRIZZGB & TRAPPY use visual evidence to support the claim that CHEEZEE spoke behind WHOISORION’s back. It turns the battle from pure bars into a live presentation.

"She’s talking behind Orion’s back on Traps — that’s mad team chemistry."

This is the strongest team-angle punch. In a 2v2, chemistry matters more than individual writing. DRIZZGB & TRAPPY say WHOISORION and CHEEZEE are not a real team because one allegedly talked behind the other’s back.

"You said your teammate should get slapped off — how could you say that? You’re meant to be his backup."

This continues the team-chemistry angle. They accuse CHEEZEE of failing as a partner. It is effective because it attacks the structure of the team, not just the individuals.

"CHEEZEE yourself, I call you feta cheese."

This is a cheese-name flip using feta, a type of cheese. It is not the deepest bar, but it keeps the name-flip theme going and gives the round a quick punch.

"Truth be told, I gotta shout DRIZZ — you can’t shout a man that like kids."

This is a serious allegation-style angle and should be treated strictly as battle material, not fact. WHOISORION opens by trying to make DRIZZGB look morally damaged. It is dark and direct.

"The girls that he likes, they probably watch Peppa Pig."

This references Peppa Pig, a children’s cartoon. The line continues the accusation-style angle by implying underage attraction. It is a shock-value bar, not a verified claim.

"Can you look straight without moving your eye?"

This is a physical appearance/disability-style insult aimed at DRIZZGB’s eye. It is direct and visual. In battle rap terms, it is harsh but easy for the room to catch.

"We got CHEEZEE and WHOISORION versus DRIZZ and who is this guy?"

This attacks TRAPPY as unknown. Because TRAPPY is debuting, WHOISORION frames him as the weak link and someone with no status. It is a strong 2v2 opener because it immediately separates the established battler from the newcomer.

"I don’t know, but he’s not a trapper."

This flips TRAPPY’s name. If his name is TRAPPY, the expectation is that he has trap credibility, but WHOISORION says he does not. It is a basic but direct name attack.

"Plus his girl is a battle rapper."

This brings TRAPPY’s partner into the battle. It becomes part of a wider angle about whether TRAPPY is known for his own ability or through his partner. This is a personal relationship angle.

"He was on Link Up TV, but liking a kid will put you behind bars."

This references Link Up TV, a major UK music platform. WHOISORION contrasts public music exposure with the serious allegation-style material he is aiming at DRIZZGB. Again, this should be archived as battle material, not fact.

"Since you don’t like drill, I brought out CHEEZEE — come out and play."

This sets up CHEEZEE as a style switch. WHOISORION says if drill is not the lane, CHEEZEE can bring grime. It shows some attempt at team structure.

"I’m gonna get Big CHEEZEE and kill him with grime."

This gives CHEEZEE a role in the team: he is the grime weapon. It is one of their better team-hand-off moments because it directly introduces the next style shift.

"Man threw a ciggy… you didn’t chop."

This appears to reference a previous incident involving a cigarette being thrown. It is used to question the opponent’s reaction or toughness. The line depends on scene context, so it is best treated as platform-specific battle material.

"DRIZZ claims he’s black, but I can’t address that cause my brother’s with me."

This begins a race/ethnicity angle. WHOISORION questions DRIZZGB’s identity and how he presents himself. It is sensitive and should be framed as battle material rather than factual judgement.

"Pakistan, Iraq and Iran, Afghanistan… bro, I lied, he’s from Kazakhstan."

This is a nationality/identity scheme. WHOISORION throws out a list of countries, then lands on Kazakhstan as part of the joke. The line is designed to mock confusion around DRIZZGB’s background.

"Fuck Borat, he’s like Ali G."

This references Borat and Ali G, both characters created by Sacha Baron Cohen. Borat is associated with Kazakhstan, while Ali G is a parody of someone adopting Black/urban culture. WHOISORION uses the references to attack DRIZZGB’s identity and persona.

"How to get rid of an allergy? Let it sneeze at you — antihistamine."

This is wordplay around allergy and antihistamine medication. The line is part of the Ali G / allergy sound pattern. It is one of WHOISORION’s more technical reference flips.

"I found out he’s adopted, he lives with Beverly — that’s his foster mum."

This is a personal family/adoption angle and should be treated as battle material. WHOISORION uses it to attack DRIZZGB’s background and identity. It is invasive but clearly designed for shock value.

"I found out that his real mum died."

This is where the battle enters very sensitive territory. WHOISORION brings up DRIZZGB’s deceased mother as part of a personal attack. The judges later say the mother/dead-family material affected their decision.

"Why did Orion cross the road? To piss on his mother’s grave."

This is one of the most controversial lines in the battle. It is a grave/dead-mother angle and should be archived carefully as battle material, not endorsed commentary. It gets a reaction but also costs the team with at least one judge.

"His mum died and nothing was the same."

This references Drake’s album Nothing Was the Same, flipping the title into a mother-death bar. It is technically a pop-culture reference, but the subject matter is extremely personal. This is a clear example of a clever reference being dragged into a line judges may penalise.

"Moral of the story, we’re both fat, so don’t say my name ain’t holding weight."

CHEEZEE opens the third by acknowledging the weight jokes and flipping them. “Holding weight” means having credibility, while also connecting to body size. It is one of CHEEZEE’s stronger self-aware punches.

"TRAPPY, if it weren’t DRIZZ, I ain’t heard of TRAPPY."

This attacks TRAPPY’s status. CHEEZEE says TRAPPY is only known because of DRIZZGB. In a 2v2, that is a useful angle because it tries to make one partner look carried.

"DRIZZ is the runner, he works for TRAPPY."

This flips the team hierarchy. CHEEZEE suggests TRAPPY is really the leader and DRIZZGB is beneath him. It is a status attack aimed at dividing the team.

"Your girl makes more money than you."

This attacks TRAPPY through relationship and income. It suggests his partner has more status or financial value than he does. It is a personal angle aimed at making him look dependent.

"Zen was calling you a pedo."

This references previous PenGame material and battle history. CHEEZEE uses another battler’s accusation-style angle against DRIZZGB. Again, this should be treated as battle material, not verified fact.