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STORM VS CHEEZEE

Battle Result

Official Battle Result

Clash Summary

STORM vs CHEEZEE came from PenGame's first Manchester event. STORM won the coin toss and chose to let CHEEZEE go first. The battle had no official judging panel or declared winner in the transcript; the host closes by telling viewers to comment who they think won, so this should be logged as comment-vote / no official decision.

CHEEZEE came in with the cleaner battle structure. He attacked STORM's ADHD, temper, broken leg, drug/addiction image, Redding background, teeth, music, debt claims and lack of wins. He had more direct punches and clearer round control, especially in rounds one and two.

STORM was more chaotic but had a strong final-round surge. His material was rougher and harder to follow in places, but he brought aggression, fat/CHEEZEE name flips, pirate/sea imagery, cheese jokes, family insults and a dense third round that earned a proper wheel-up from the room.

Performance Analysis

CHEEZEE

CHEEZEE had the cleaner and more battle-ready performance. His first round was structured around STORM's temper, lack of battle wins, drug image, broken leg and Redding links. After a hosting mix-up where his round was nearly cut short, he restarted and finished stronger. His second round was probably his best. The Redding/Mario Kart/Toad/mushroom trim section gave him a clear angle, and the onion bhaji line landed enough for a reload. He also attacked STORM's teeth, financial situation and mental-health image. His third round was shorter and slightly less explosive, but he still landed the natural disaster concept and the Game of Thrones closer. Across the full battle, CHEEZEE was more consistent.

Lyrical Themes: STORM's anger, ADHD, broken leg, drug image, Redding background, bad teeth, weak music, debt claims, natural-disaster name flips.

STORM

STORM had the more unpredictable style. His first round was heavy on CHEEZEE's size, name, food imagery, mum angles, cheese puns and pirate/sea references. It had some good ideas, but he lost control near the end and openly fell out of the pocket. His second round was messy but had moments, especially the Van Gogh side-bun line, Philly cheese references and attacks on CHEEZEE's weight and relationship. The clearest issue was delivery control; the transcript shows him saying he lost the beat. His third round was easily his best. He became more intense, more lyrical and more dangerous-sounding. The room gave him a wheel-up, and the host acknowledged he was properly in the zone. Even so, CHEEZEE had already done enough in the first two.

Lyrical Themes: CHEEZEE's weight, cheese/food flips, mum/family insults, pirate/sea imagery, Asian jokes, relationship angles, chaos, violence imagery.

Key Technical Highlights

CHEEZEE

Cleaner structure

His rounds were easier to follow.

Best round

Round two.

Strong direct punches

Redding, teeth, crack/addiction and broken-leg angles were clear.

Good name flip

Storm as a natural disaster.

Issue

His third round was shorter and less dominant than his first two.

STORM

Best round

Round three.

Highest chaos level

His delivery felt unpredictable and aggressive.

Good final momentum

Earned a proper wheel-up late.

Creative imagery

Cheese, pirates, sea, storm and body-bag ideas.

Issue

Round control and clarity were inconsistent.

Indexed Bars & Breakdown

CHEEZEE

ADHD angle

"STORM's got ADHD, that's why he gets all angry."

CHEEZEE opens by attacking STORM's temper and emotional control.

Record/status punch

"You ain't even won no battles, so why do you think you can clash me?"

A direct record/status punch. CHEEZEE says STORM has not earned the right to test him.

Pre-empting angles

"You can say that I'm fat and Asian, you can say that my girl's name's Ashley."

CHEEZEE pre-empts obvious angles before STORM can use them.

Drug/teeth image

"He's got a drug addiction and he keeps on losing his teeth."

A harsh image/lifestyle attack aimed at STORM's appearance and alleged habits.

PenGame callback

"He really thought PenGame would save him, but it's ironic that it gave him GRAMS."

A PenGame callback, using STORM's previous battle/history as part of the attack.

Broken leg threat

"Broke your leg in a major crash, but if I break your neck you won't make it back."

A dark broken-leg angle, escalating the injury reference into a threat.

Location rep

"I'm from Slough and he knows my bits."

CHEEZEE brings location/reputation into the round.

Lightning flip

"You'll get hit like it is lightning."

A simple but effective Storm/weather flip.

Hurricane flip

"Get spun like a hurricane."

Another weather-name flip, keeping the STORM angle active.

Stage presence

"Tell me, have you seen STORM on another stage?"

A status punch: CHEEZEE questions STORM's wider battle presence.

Addiction comparison

"I'm from a place where there's loads of junkies, them man there just look like you."

A harsh appearance/addiction comparison.

Vegetable threat

"I'll turn STORM to a vegetable."

A violent closer that got clear room reaction.

Redding area

"Bro, don't beg it, calm down G, man, you come from Redding."

CHEEZEE starts the second by attacking STORM's area and image.

Mario Kart Redding

"You're from a place where there's rainbow roads like Mario Kart."

A playful Redding/location joke using gaming imagery.

Toad/mushroom trim

"It's ironic that you look like Toad — mushroom trim."

A strong visual punch, turning STORM's hair into a Mario character reference.

Mouldy teeth

"Look at your teeth, they've got mould — yeah, that's platinum, not gold."

One of CHEEZEE's cleaner appearance bars. He flips bad teeth into fake jewellery/status.

Face fold

"If I bang you here, even your face will fold."

A physical threat tied to facial damage.

Stepping stone

"This clash is a stepping stone. You can't step to me."

A good structure bar: the battle is a step for CHEEZEE, but STORM cannot step up.

Home love

"I'll come to your bits, get more love than you."

A strong home-town status punch.

Onion bhaji

"I don't wanna hear man talk about Asian, you'll get cooked like an onion bhaji."

This was one of the biggest round-two punches. He turns ethnicity talk into food/cooking wordplay.

Crack image

"I ain't holding back because you look like you've been smoking crack."

A harsh drug-image line.

KANDI only fan

"KANDI, that's your only fan."

A scene/support-base punch, saying STORM only has one real supporter.

Debt angle

"Please don't try to talk about P's — do you know who said that you owe him cash?"

A money/debt angle, used to attack STORM's credibility.

Check yourself

"Check yourself before you wreck yourself."

A classic warning line used to close the pressure.

Music value

"Bro, don't try it, you've got tunes like nobody's buying."

CHEEZEE opens the third by attacking STORM's music value.

Producer reach

"You tried messaging my producer SK — please tell me if I'm lying."

A behind-the-scenes angle, suggesting STORM reached out for help or access.

Platform punch

"IG can't get a piece of the pie."

A status/platform punch, saying STORM is not getting traction.

Fiend pipe

"Looking like a fiend with a pipe."

Another drug-image punch.

Cracking angle

"How could you say that he's not cracking?"

CHEEZEE reinforces the drug/addiction angle.

Rookie move

"Trying to clash me, that's a rookie move."

A direct experience/status line.

Cooking food

"You'll get fried like I'm cooking food."

A cooking/bodying punch, simple and effective.

Actual barrers

"SK, I need actual barrers."

A booking-quality complaint. CHEEZEE says STORM is not enough of a challenge.

Natural disaster

"How you gonna give me a man named STORM, don't you know that's a natural disaster?"

One of CHEEZEE's strongest name flips. STORM's name becomes a reason the matchup is dangerous.

Game of Thrones

"You might see STORM's end like Game of Thrones."

A clean pop-culture closer. The host specifically reacts to this as a hard bar.

STORM

Big Mac flip

"This is PenGame, not McD's — Markz, I'm fed up with this Big Mac CHEEZEE."

STORM opens with a food/name flip, turning CHEEZEE into a McDonald's-style joke.

Extra-large body

"You're too extra-large for your feet."

A body-size punch aimed at CHEEZEE's frame.

Food movement

"If that fucker ain't gonna move, unless it's food, man, I turn up confused."

A weight/food joke, saying CHEEZEE only moves for meals.

Body bag bleed

"Body bag this weed, no rap man seen when this fat man bleed."

A violent bodying image mixed with weight insult.

Rat-trap cheese

"It's a long day when I'm rat-trapping the cheese."

A good cheese/rat-trap concept. STORM turns CHEEZEE's name into bait.

Wrong day jeans

"It's the wrong day for this fat man to be in jeans."

A clothing/body punch.

Walking the plank

"Leave big CHEEZE just walking the plank."

Pirate imagery, suggesting CHEEZEE is being sent overboard.

Lactose name flip

"CHEEZE don't run shit, he lactose."

A clean cheese/lactose name flip.

Spun quick

"This CHEEZE get spun quick."

Another simple name flip.

Cheese on toast

"CHEEZE on toast."

A food flip, suggesting he is cooked.

Mum/birth control

"Mum didn't want no son, that bitch was on birth control."

A harsh mum/birth angle.

Dominance chant

"I'm better than you."

STORM repeats this as a direct dominance chant, though the round loses control around this point.

Opening shame

"My bro, I'm ashamed."

STORM opens round two with disappointment, framing CHEEZEE as embarrassing.

Status contrast

"You and I ain't the same."

A direct status contrast.

Adam and Steve

"Who the fuck is Adam and Steve?"

A sexuality/gendered reference, used as part of a messy insult section.

Diabetes punch

"The only one dying is CHEEZE from diabetes."

A body/health punch, continuing the weight angle.

GRAMS/PASSIVE

"GRAMS and PASSIVE get active in Justin's house."

A PenGame/social-circle reference, bringing other names into the clash.

Van Gogh bun

"Side buns like Van Gogh."

One of STORM's cleaner visual punches.

Hairstyle/sexuality insult

"He's got a lesbian dyke man bun."

A crude hairstyle/sexuality insult. Better paraphrased carefully in archive copy.

White gums

"You can rap white when it's clash time, 'cause there's white on your gums."

A teeth/gums punch, flipping race/colour into oral hygiene.

Philly chunks

"If CHEEZE from Philly, then it's just in chunks."

A Philly cheesesteak-style name flip.

Rat trap fat twat

"I've got a rat trap for the fat twat."

A continuation of the cheese/rat-trap idea from round one.

Lost the beat

"Lost the beat, man, I lost the beat."

This matters for judging. STORM openly loses the pocket at the end of round two.

Thanos power

"I got a power on my hand like Thanos' stones."

STORM starts the third with a superhero/power image.

Family ghosts

"I'll break up this man with his fam like ghosts."

A family/violence line, though the transcript is rough.

Money family

"Even the mum said, how you gonna fund them?"

A money/family angle, suggesting CHEEZEE lacks financial stability.

Not a favourite

"You're not a favourite."

A direct status punch.

Pavement pressure

"Last time I checked, you get pressed when you step out on the pavement."

A credibility/street-pressure angle.

Cremation

"It's cremation."

A death/ending punch, framing the round as destruction.

Blue tick

"You're still shit, paying for a blue tick."

A social-media status punch, saying CHEEZEE buys image rather than earning it.

Ketamine veteran

"Old school veteran on ketamine."

A drug/style insult, painting CHEEZEE as washed and off-balance.

Storm in development

"I'm elegant, a storm is in development."

A self-framing line, saying STORM is still building but dangerous.

Devil assault

"I'm taking assault with the devil."

A dark aggression line, adding weight to the third.

Bird punch

"I fucked your bird, no wonder you fell off."

A relationship/persona punch that triggered a room reaction.

Dropped from birth

"You were dropped from birth."

A harsh origin insult.

Vultures dirt

"For the vultures, step on my dirt."

A grave/death image, making the round darker.

Legend reference

"Ask Will, I'm a legend."

A scene/reference line, claiming status through another name.

Tekken punch

"No bar in the life could fire him like Tekken."

A fighting-game punch, suggesting knockout-level impact.

Deserved Markz

"My PenGame's different, should've given me Markz."

A strong final self-claim. STORM says his level deserves the host/league's recognition.

Judgement Summary

Archive Judgement: CHEEZEE wins (No Official Decision)

There is no official winner announced in the transcript. The host praises the battle, tells viewers to comment who they think won, and directs them to follow both battlers. CHEEZEE wins on consistency. STORM's third round was his best and earned a proper wheel-up, but CHEEZEE was clearer, cleaner and more controlled across rounds one and two. STORM had flashes, but the beat-loss and messy sections cost him.

Battle Stats

Date03-03-2025
Views83K
LeagueSeason 5 (2024 Battles)