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SKAMZ & SEVZ VS F-DON & DAN DANNAH

Battle Result

Official Battle Result

Clash Summary

SKAMZ & SEVZ vs F-DON & DAN DANNAH took place at Wembley Box Park during the PenGame Rap Battle 2024 2-on-2 Semi-Finals. The judges are Christopher Savage, Young T, and Bugsey. Monkwe co-hosts alongside Markz, with Ginger J absent on the night. SKAMZ & SEVZ win the coin toss and choose to go first. SKAMZ & SEVZ open round one with strong 2-on-2 chemistry. They attack F-DON and DAN DANNAH as nerds, joke about DAN begging for certain opponents, compare themselves to Goku and Vegeta while calling the other team Barbie and Ken, and use father/child angles, PlayStation/console wordplay, Island Boys, Thor and Boots, and a Fantastic Four closer. Their timing is sharp and their back-to-backs are clean. The judges later say SKAMZ & SEVZ clearly take round one. F-DON & DAN DANNAH respond with a more individual round. They attack SKAMZ and SEVZ through age, virginity, robbery, being robbed by a girl, losing to Blazn, scam/name flips, hands dirty, shop/serve jokes and DAN’s aggressive delivery. It has good moments, but their chemistry is not as clean as SKAMZ & SEVZ in the first. Round two is where the battle shifts. SKAMZ & SEVZ continue with good teamwork, attacking F-DON and DAN through Five Nights at Freddy’s, R. Kelly, Plan A/Plan B, Orion, steroids, hats, condoms, Long Johns, BTEC Miss, old and washed angles. They also attack F-DON and DAN’s age, image and credibility. It is a solid round but not as sharp as their opener. F-DON & DAN DANNAH come back heavier in round two. They attack SKAMZ as a child figure, question SEVZ’s age at an 18+ event, talk about smoking both opponents, say SKAMZ remixes bars while studying flows, and build a big Barking/dog/tree scheme. They then use “Andy’s Coming,” Mulan, highlights/wig, E45, sick dog, knife-life and Sweetin’ Music references. The round is rawer, more direct and starts swinging the battle. Round three decides it. SKAMZ & SEVZ come with a nose/shotgun hook, mirror-crack visual, baby-in-the-air slap line, dyslexic pen joke, and a final section aimed at F-DON and DAN. It has chemistry, but the round gets a little messy and does not match the pressure from the other side. F-DON & DAN DANNAH close with the biggest round of the battle. They respond to the baby/child threat directly, saying SKAMZ will regret saying he would put hands on DAN’s child. DAN then goes into a strong violence/name scheme: SKAMZ is a con, SEVZ gets severed, shotgun pellets, Andy Murray, scam/no-money angle, Spider-Man into Venom, and then the “boy” scheme. The “boy” section is the moment the judges remember: “you look like a boy, you sound like a boy, you rap like a boy,” with Beyoncé, Ciara and Homelander/The Boys references. It turns the round into a clear closer. The official decision is F-DON & DAN DANNAH win by unanimous judges’ decision. The judges say SKAMZ & SEVZ had better chemistry, especially in round one, but F-DON & DAN DANNAH were lyrically stronger as individuals in rounds two and three. Their rawness grows across the battle, and the final “boy” scheme seals the result. F-DON & DAN DANNAH advance to the 2-on-2 final.

Performance Analysis

F-DON & DAN DANNAH

F-DON & DAN DANNAH win because they grow into the battle. They lose round one on chemistry, but their second and third rounds are stronger lyrically and more impactful. Their first round has moments, but it feels more like two strong battlers taking turns rather than a fully polished 2-on-2 unit. The scam/name flips, robbery angles, virginity jokes and Blazn references work, but SKAMZ & SEVZ are cleaner as a team in the opener. Their second round is the turning point. The Barking scheme, “Andy’s Coming” flip, Mulan line, E45, sick dog and knife-life material all hit harder. The round is more direct and makes the judges start leaning their way. Their third round is decisive. The response to SKAMZ and SEVZ mentioning DAN’s child gives the round a serious tone, then DAN switches into structured violence and identity attacks. The SEVZ/severed name flip, Andy Murray/racket line, Venom imagery and the extended “boy” scheme create the clearest final-round momentum. Their biggest strength is individual lyricism. Even though SKAMZ & SEVZ have tighter team chemistry, F-DON & DAN DANNAH land the heavier individual rounds when it matters.

Lyrical Themes: Scams/scam name flips, robbery, Blazn loss, Barking/dog/tree scheme, Andy’s Coming, Mulan, E45, sick dog, knife-life, get-back, SEVZ/severed, Andy Murray, Spider-Man/Venom, boy scheme, Beyoncé, Ciara, Homelander/The Boys.

SKAMZ & SEVZ

SKAMZ & SEVZ show the stronger 2-on-2 chemistry. Their first round is the cleanest team round of the battle, and the judges recognise that. Their opener has sharp back-to-backs. The Goku/Vegeta vs Barbie/Ken comparison, dad/child angles, PlayStation/console wordplay, Island Boys, Thor and Boots, and Fantastic Four closer all show preparation as a duo. This is why the judges give them round one. Their second round is decent but less dominant. Five Nights at Freddy’s, R. Kelly, Plan B, Orion, steroids, Long Johns and BTEC Miss all work, but the round is not as clean or as memorable as their first. Their third has some good ideas, especially the “shotgun nose” hook and mirror-crack visual, but it gets less controlled. The judges feel F-DON & DAN DANNAH end stronger. SKAMZ & SEVZ’s biggest strength is chemistry. Their weakness is that the final two rounds do not escalate enough compared with F-DON & DAN DANNAH.

Lyrical Themes: Goku/Vegeta, Barbie/Ken, fatherhood, PlayStation/console, nan jokes, crack line, Dan/F-DON age and image, Five Nights at Freddy’s, R. Kelly, Plan A/Plan B, Orion, Long Johns, BTEC Miss, shotgun nose, mirror crack, dyslexic pen.

Key Technical Highlights

F-DON & DAN DANNAH

Best round

Round three.

Strongest trait

Individual lyricism and escalation.

Best angle

SKAMZ as a boy / SEVZ getting severed.

Best technical section

The “boy” scheme.

Battle-winning factor

Took rounds two and three with stronger writing and final-round impact.

SKAMZ & SEVZ

Best round

Round one.

Strongest trait

2-on-2 chemistry.

Best angle

Goku/Vegeta vs Barbie/Ken.

Best technical section

Fantastic Four / flame closer.

Battle-losing factor

Could not match F-DON & DAN DANNAH’s late-round rawness.

Indexed Bars & Breakdown

SKAMZ & SEVZ

Insult

"Let’s start killing off these nerds, cause this one here is a battle."

SKAMZ & SEVZ open by calling F-DON and DAN nerds and setting the tone as aggressive but comedic.

Gender Insult

"I got a vendetta with him and her."

This attacks the other team as one masculine and one feminine figure. It is hostile battle material.

Insult

"F-DON is a nerd, DAN DANNAH is worse."

A simple but effective two-target insult. It sets up both opponents separately.

Status Critique

"He kept begging for you and Orion."

This references DAN wanting certain opponents. It frames him as selective or needy.

Status Line

"Me and Orion? Nah, the young niggas putting in work."

A status line. They say the younger battlers are now doing the work.

Family Threat

"After school, these two, your kids won’t have a dad no more."

A father/violence bar. It is battle material.

Wordplay

"PlayStation — console your BMs, but we ain’t coming to play fair."

A clean PlayStation/console wordplay bar. Console means comfort and the gaming console at once.

Anime/Pop Culture

"This ting didn’t like Goku and Vegeta, truly I’m more like Barbie and Ken."

This flips the expected battle-duo comparison. Goku and Vegeta are powerful anime fighters; Barbie and Ken make the other team look soft.

Callback

"If I mention your nan in this battle, truth is he will start laughing again."

A callback to earlier moments involving family bars. It attacks emotional control.

Status Attack

"F-DON’s shadow."

This attacks DAN as being attached to or beneath F-DON.

Technical Critique

"Your flow is shit, it needs resting."

A direct technical critique.

Credibility Attack

"Nobody’s scared of F-DON’s bridge."

A threat/credibility angle. They say F-DON’s road talk is not intimidating.

Writing Critique

"DAN DANNAH, I’m tired of your boring rhymes."

A direct attack on DAN’s writing.

Name Wordplay

"You lost to Orion, clearly you’re dying, your stars won’t work or align."

A strong Orion/star alignment flip. It uses the opponent’s previous loss as cosmic imagery.

Performance Attack

"F-DON’s choking, better save his life."

A choke/performance punch. It also sets up CPR imagery.

Sexuality Joke

"Mouth to mouth, bro, but that is a why."

A sexuality-based joke tied to saving F-DON from choking.

Image Comparison

"These men are the Island type."

This sets up the Island Boys visual comparison.

Appearance Insult

"They don’t look like the Island Boys, they look like Thor and Boots."

A pop-culture/appearance insult. It attacks how the duo look together.

Pop Culture Reference

"If the crowd think this a Fantastic Four, then broski flame the shoes."

This references Fantastic Four and the Human Torch. It is one of their best opener closers because it turns the duo into comic-book imagery.

Dismissal

"That first round was shit."

A confident round-two opener, dismissing F-DON & DAN’s first.

Gaming/Suspicion

"These man hella sus, spending Five Nights at your boy’s like Freddy’s."

A Five Nights at Freddy’s reference. It is used as a sexuality/suspicion punch.

Follower Bar

"If F-DON says jump, DAN DANNAH will touch the sky like his name’s R. Kelly."

A follower/dynamic bar. It also references R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly,” but in hostile battle context.

Wordplay/Punch

"If rap is your plan A, your mum should have taken a Plan B."

A Plan A/Plan B contraception punch. It attacks DAN’s existence and career plan at once.

Location/Status

"You’re still stuck in the hood."

A status/location attack.

Body/Style Punch

"F-DON steroids, really think that you’re unsung."

A body/drug/style punch aimed at F-DON.

Appearance Joke

"DAN DANNAH should have been called Fog."

A name/smell/appearance joke. The transcript suggests the punch is about his look and presence.

Status Critique

"You’re not bad, just old and washed."

A strong status critique. It says both opponents are past their best.

Career Threat

"I don’t wanna see you back here Season 6."

A career-ending line. They want them gone from the platform.

Status Claim

"Lyrically better than both them."

A direct two-on-two status claim.

Surreal Insult

"On my life this guy can smell colours."

A surreal insult. It makes the opponent sound strange or abnormal.

Performance Attack

"Are you choking again?"

A direct performance attack when the opponent stumbles.

Appearance Insult

"F-DON knows, knows — you got a shotgun nose."

A repeated hook in round three. It attacks F-DON’s nose while making it catchy.

Wordplay/Insult

"From gals, you just get no’s."

A nose/no’s wordplay line. It attacks F-DON’s rejection by women.

Self-Aware Line

"You shout more than me and you choke more than me."

This is a strong self-aware line from SKAMZ. He is known for shouting and choking, but says the opponent does it more.

Technical Claim

"Jack the syllable killers, ready and adapting."

This is a technical writing claim. They present themselves as syllable killers.

Wordplay/Insult

"These man are some bearded cunts, that’s the chin chat."

A beard/chin wordplay insult.

Violence Image

"Let’s catch a body on cam, all eyes on us, two Pacs get toked."

A camera/2Pac/body scheme. It is a battle-rap violence image.

Visual Insult

"I’ll prove it as a fact, put a mirror up in your face and you made the mirror crack."

A face/ugliness visual. It is simple and effective.

Child Threat

"I put your baby up in the air and you hit it out of my hand."

A very dark child-related line. It is battle material, and F-DON & DAN respond to it strongly in the third.

Writing Insult

"They can’t write for shit, they’re dyslexic with a 40 pen."

A writing/dyslexia/gun-bar. It is offensive battle material.

F-DON & DAN DANNAH

Status Claim

"Back to the bone, been gone for a bit, now I’m back in my zone."

F-DON & DAN open by announcing a return to form.

Status Claim

"I’m back on the throne of a champion flow."

A champion/status line. They say they are back at the top.

Direct Violence

"I might just smack this bitch in the face."

A direct violence bar. It is battle material.

Name Wordplay

"If I scan, you’re a freak."

A scam/scan wordplay aimed at SKAMZ.

Credibility Attack

"You rap like you’re from a country left deep, but you ain’t got no shank in the waist."

A credibility attack. It says the street image is false.

Sexuality Insult

"He’s still a virgin."

A sexuality/maturity insult aimed at SEVZ.

Wordplay/Insult

"You should be outside chasing a sterling, but you’re inside playing with your gherkin."

A money/sexuality punch. Sterling means money, while gherkin is used crudely.

Age Joke

"You look too young to buy smoke, lucky day cause I’m gonna serve him."

An age/smoking bar aimed at SEVZ.

Credibility/Image

"These men ain’t got their hands dirty, but these hands are filthy."

A strong credibility line. They say SKAMZ & SEVZ have not lived what they rap.

Virginity Joke

"SEVZ don’t get girls, he already keeps his hands to himself."

A sex/virginity joke aimed at SEVZ.

Name Flip

"Everybody knows that SKAMZ’s a scam."

A clean name flip.

Credibility Flip

"You ain’t got a knife, boy, you got robbed a knife."

A strong credibility flip. Instead of carrying a weapon, SKAMZ allegedly got robbed for one.

Résumé Attack

"You lost to Blazn and that was a scam."

A previous-battle result attack.

Tournament Legitmacy

"Got let back in the tourney, that was a scam."

A tournament legitimacy angle.

Reputation Punch

"Got to the fans, forgot your bars, but we all know SKAMZ’s a scam."

A choke/reputation punch. It attacks SKAMZ’s reliability.

Maturity Attack

"SKAMZ, you’re a bitch, you’re here with SEVZ, so many little YGs, it’s an 18-plus event."

F-DON & DAN open round two by attacking age and maturity. They suggest SEVZ looks underage.

Age Joke

"Has anyone here even checked his ID?"

This completes the age joke.

Team Insult

"You must not have many friends if that’s who you brought along to fight me."

A team-selection insult.

Solo Claim

"I’ll smoke you both for my ones."

A solo-status bar. One person claims he can handle both opponents.

Imitation Accusation

"I don’t really remix bars, but you sure like to remix mine."

A direct accusation that SKAMZ or SEVZ copy or adapt their material.

Music Reference

"Cold word, white NW Melly, cause right now murder is on my mind."

A reference to YNW Melly and his song “Murder on My Mind.” It adds a violent music reference.

Location Wordplay

"You might be from Barking, but you ain’t barking."

A location/dog wordplay line.

Wordplay/Insult

"You and your dogs all bark, no bite."

This continues the Barking/dog scheme.

Wordplay Closer

"You’re barking up the wrong tree."

A strong closer to the Barking scheme. It ties location, dogs and threats together.

Authority Claim

"Man can’t tell me about grime flows."

A grime-authority line. They claim superiority in flow.

Imitation Accusation

"You copied F-DON bars and you study my flow."

A direct imitation accusation.

Song Title Reference

"They made a tune called Andy’s Coming."

This introduces a song-title angle.

Sexual Flip

"He lets Andy come in his face."

A crude sexual flip on the song title. It is hostile battle material.

Status Line

"You should be lucky to play on a pitch."

A football/status line. It suggests SKAMZ only belongs on the sidelines.

Gender/Weapon Flip

"You should do back out your shank like Mulan — last time I checked, Mulan was a bitch."

A Disney/Mulan weapon/gender flip. It is offensive battle material.

Appearance Insult

"With those highlights in your dreads, it looks like a wig."

A hair/appearance insult.

Team Dynamic Punch

"You’re a rent son, and SEVZ, you’re his son, so that makes you son of a bitch."

A father/son/team dynamic punch.

Appearance Joke

"Somebody pass the E45."

A dry-skin joke aimed at SEVZ. E45 is a moisturising cream.

Violence/Dog Punch

"I’m a vet, I’ll put this bitch down like a sick dog."

A vet/dog/euthanasia punch aimed at SEVZ.

Pop Culture Reference

"SKAMZ gets slapped in the head, no Chris Rock."

A Will Smith/Chris Rock slap reference.

Credibility Warning

"Stop talking about stabbing, that life you don’t have to choose it."

A warning about fake knife talk.

Violence Line

"Live by the sword, you die by the sword."

A classic violence/consequence line.

Credibility Claim

"Last time someone put a knife on me, they had to use it."

A serious street-credibility claim. It is battle material.

Wrestling Reference/Wordplay

"If this bar don’t kick you out of the ring, that’s why I call it Sweetin’ Music."

This references Sweet Chin Music, Shawn Michaels’ wrestling finisher. It is a strong ring/kick/music wordplay closer.

Direct Response

"You said you’re gonna put hands on my child, you’re gonna regret that."

This opens their third by directly responding to SKAMZ & SEVZ’s dark baby line.

Revenge Theme

"I’ve been waiting for my get-back."

A revenge line. It makes the third feel personal.

Boxing Metaphor

"I dish out a right hook and a left jab."

A boxing punch. It sets the physical tone.

Name/Crime Punch

"SKAMZ is a con, I’ll catch an M if I have to smack that."

A name/crime punch. SKAMZ becomes a con, and “catch an M” means catching a murder charge.

Name Wordplay

"Your name’s SEVZ, you’re about to get severed."

A strong name flip. SEVZ becomes “severed.”

Run Away Angle

"Better do a SKAMZ and leg it."

A run-away angle. It uses SKAMZ’s name as a verb.

Weapon Image

"Before you get peppered with shotgun pellets."

A weapon image. It is battle material.

Tennis Wordplay

"If you’re causing a racket, I’m gonna swing like Andy Murray."

A tennis/racket punch. Andy Murray is the tennis reference.

Name Flip

"He’s the only scam that makes no money."

A clean SKAMZ/money flip. It says he is a scam without profit.

Marvel Reference

"Last battle I said I’ll swing like Spider-Man, but today I’m Venom."

A Marvel callback. They escalate from Spider-Man to Venom, the darker character.

Violent Visual

"One hit to his head and I’m splitting his melon."

A violent visual punch.

Critique

"His lyrics again and again and again, I wish I was forgetting."

A repetition/memory bar. It attacks forgettable or repeated lyrics.

Boy Scheme

"You’re a boy, you look like a boy, you sound like a boy."

This starts the decisive “boy” scheme. The judges specifically remember this section.

Status Contrast

"I am a man, you’re a boy."

A maturity/status contrast.

Generational/Status Line

"I was better than you at rapping back in the day when I was a boy."

A strong generational/status line.

Crowd Control

"Make some noise if you wanna see me slapping a boy."

A crowd-control line. It brings the room into the scheme.

Song Title Flip

"Your favourite song by Beyoncé is the one that goes ‘If I Were a Boy.’"

A Beyoncé reference. It extends the “boy” scheme with a song title.

Song Title Flip

"I’ma call this bitch Ciara cause he’s a bitch and he acts like a boy."

This references Ciara’s “Like a Boy.” It continues the song-title structure.

Pop Culture Scheme

"I’m Homelander and you were The Boys."

A reference to The Boys TV series. It frames them as weaker opponents against the more powerful Homelander figure.

Judgement Summary

F-DON & DAN DANNAH win by unanimous decision (3-0)

Bugsey gives the battle to F-DON & DAN DANNAH. He says SKAMZ & SEVZ have crazy chemistry, but F-DON & DAN DANNAH took it, especially with the “boy” section at the end. Young T agrees. He says SKAMZ & SEVZ took round one hands down and that their chemistry and crowd performance were fire. However, he says F-DON & DAN DANNAH’s rawness grew from round two to round three, and that gave them the battle. Christopher Savage also gives it to F-DON & DAN DANNAH. He says SKAMZ & SEVZ have better chemistry as a duo, but lyrically and individually F-DON & DAN DANNAH edged it. He says the final “boy” section and DAN’s round-ending performance sealed it. F-DON & DAN DANNAH advance to the 2-on-2 final.

Battle Stats

Date16-11-2024
Views211K
LeagueSeason 5 (2024 Battles)
HostMonkwe and Margs / Markz (Andre Wright)