Wordplay
"You’re not the sharpest tool in the box, glazing DAN DANNAH, you spanner."
This is tool/spanner wordplay. “Spanner” is both a tool and an insult for someone foolish. SEVZ uses it to attack DEENO’s intelligence and alliances.
Wordplay
"PenGame don’t lie round here, but DEENO’s always got a cap or captain."
This is a cap/captain wordplay line. “Cap” means lie, while “captain” contains cap. SEVZ says DEENO is always lying.
Status
"I don’t care if this guy’s from Manny, you’re my guest, but I have some manners."
This references Manchester/Manny and flips guest/host etiquette. SEVZ frames himself as hosting DEENO on PenGame.
Appearance
"Brother, you’re not athletic, don’t blame your parents for genetics."
This attacks DEENO’s body and fitness. It is a direct genetics/body-image bar.
Wordplay/Appearance
"Even worse, you chew with Candy, I think you like being diabetic."
This uses Candy/Kandi as both a person and sugar imagery. SEVZ turns DEENO’s association with Candy into a diabetes joke.
Wordplay/Appearance
"Leave this guy in a veggie state, next time he’ll say he’s allergic to lettuce."
This is a vegetable/vegetative-state pun. It also attacks DEENO’s food habits.
Wordplay/Appearance
"This guy’s a fat prick, went to the beach, he thought he had sandwich."
This is a food/body joke. SEVZ says DEENO sees the beach as food because of “sandwich.”
Wordplay
"Just because you light your spliff with a matchstick, that don’t mean this guy is match fit."
This is one of SEVZ’s cleanest round-one bars. “Matchstick” links to smoking, while “match fit” means physically ready to compete.
Threat
"Hit your temple, this ain’t a dojo."
This is a martial arts/fight bar. A dojo is a training space, but SEVZ says this is not training — he is actually attacking.
Appearance
"Got time to bind this big-boned guy."
This attacks DEENO’s size while making him sound restrained or trapped.
Family
"I got a baby face, ironic, your mum wished you weren’t born."
This is a harsh birth/family insult. SEVZ uses his own baby face to set up a line about DEENO’s mother regretting him.
Wordplay
"Your mum told Markz you don’t eat veg, so PenGame told me to flick you corn."
This is a vegetable/corn punch. “Corn” can mean bullets in slang, but also literal food. SEVZ ties it back to DEENO not eating greens.
Structure
"God bless you all for coming to watch this battle today."
SEVZ opens round two with a religious tone. It sets up a mock-sermon style before he attacks DEENO.
Observation
"Last time we battled, you and Candy got booed up on stage."
This references DEENO and Candy’s previous pairing or connection. SEVZ says they looked too close on stage.
Pop Culture/Critique
"I’m thinking out loud, you’re a bitch — that’s like Ed Sheeran on Benefits."
This is one of the judges’ favourite bars. It references Ed Sheeran’s Thinking Out Loud, then flips “thinking out loud” into a direct insult and “benefits” as a status joke.
Status
"You won’t get out of the group stage, makes sense, all you see is Ls."
This is a tournament angle. “Ls” means losses, so SEVZ says DEENO is stuck seeing defeats.
Appearance
"DEENO’s flabs, rolls on rolls."
This is a direct body-image bar. It attacks DEENO’s weight.
Wordplay
"You want beef, I’m bringing a cattle."
This is beef/cattle wordplay. “Beef” means conflict, while cattle are the source of beef.
Appearance/Critique
"You can lose calories, but instead you wanna lose your battles."
This links fitness and battle results. SEVZ says DEENO should be losing weight, but instead keeps losing clashes.
Appearance
"You look like a pumpkin, orange and round."
This is a visual insult. It attacks DEENO’s shape and hair/complexion through pumpkin imagery.
Pop Culture
"You look like a munchkin, Dragon Warrior, where are your dumplings?"
This references Kung Fu Panda, where the Dragon Warrior is Po, who loves dumplings. SEVZ uses it as another food/body joke.
Appearance
"The food’s got you in a headlock."
This is a wrestling/control image. SEVZ says food controls DEENO.
Closing Punch
"He came for beef and then he got owned — guess you could say this cow got branded."
This is a strong cow/beef/ownership closer. “Branded” means marked like cattle and also beaten publicly.
Observation
"Firstly, you paired up with Candy, it’s bait that you like to eat."
SEVZ opens round three by returning to the Candy/food angle. It is simple and crowd-friendly.
Wordplay
"Next 2v2, he’s gonna go Asda and pick Cheese."
This continues the food/person-name theme. If he paired with Candy before, next he might pick Cheese from Asda.
Pop Culture
"Man versus wild, you need Bear Grylls."
This references Bear Grylls and Man vs Wild. SEVZ says surviving DEENO’s condition or appearance would need survival expertise.
Critique
"Get veneers, lose some weight, trim your beard."
This is a direct improvement list. SEVZ breaks down DEENO’s appearance piece by piece.
Wordplay
"This guy wears XL jeans, your kids want XL because they got your genes."
This is one of SEVZ’s best wordplay bars. “Jeans” becomes “genes,” linking clothing size to inherited body type.
Pop Culture
"A fat you with ginger hair — I got questions for Lois, I’m Peter Griffin."
This references Family Guy. Peter Griffin has red-haired children with Lois, so SEVZ uses the comparison to mock DEENO’s look.
Humour
"If this guy was to make a dance, he’d call it a protein shake."
This is a dance/body/fitness joke. It says DEENO’s body and food habits would define even his dance moves.
Pop Culture
"DEENO’s weakness is anything green. That’s why he can never be built like Superman."
This links DEENO not eating greens to Superman, whose weakness is kryptonite, often shown as green. It is a clever closer.