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RP VS EDDFIRST

Battle Result

LOTA Result

VS

Clash Summary

RP vs EDDFIRST took place on **PenGame Rap Battle 2026** in the dungeon. The host frames both MCs as newer members of the platform and says this is main-stage settings. This is a main PenGame battle, not an Academy clash.

EDDFIRST wins the coin toss and puts RP first.

RP opens with a very aggressive body-shaming round. He attacks EDDFIRST’s weight, appearance, sexuality, relationship, wife, driving, health, hygiene and general image. He uses double-D name flips, bra-size jokes, bacon sandwich imagery, no-neck jokes, IBS/tablets, and a repeated fat/body angle. The round gets reactions, but it stays on one main lane.

EDDFIRST replies with a stronger and more varied first. He says RP is the last person he would choose to clash if he wanted to get his name on the map, attacks RP’s crack-pipe/drug image, Relapse association, one-flow style, face, shingles/Pringles imagery, Ambu-style spots, Arthur/Thanos references, and says RP only does well in certain spaces, not the wider grime scene. It is a better-structured response.

RP’s second keeps the same pressure. He plays on “Ed First” by saying ED clearly is not winning any races, then attacks his drinking, money, body, age, veteran status, girlfriend, American/body image, heart health, nose and Beach Gang status. He has some funny lines, but the content still circles the same fat/appearance angle.

EDDFIRST’s second is sharper. He flips RP into RIP, attacks RP’s single flow, breath work, depth, cadence, “one bar, one flow” style and ability. He also brings Frank Gallagher, Zuma, funeral imagery, and says RP is out of his depth. This round is cleaner and more technical than RP’s second.

RP’s third again focuses on EDDFIRST’s weight, balance, appetite, fitness, penis/body jokes, catfishing, gastric band, gym, elastic trousers and mattress smell. It has a few effective jokes, but by this point the angle is repetitive.

EDDFIRST’s third closes the battle better. He attacks RP as dead weight, calls him RP Sketchface, references VarnTae template-style appearance, age, breath, Flow Zone, Arsenal/Wenger, defender/Bendtner wordplay, eyes being far apart, seeing both sides, placement, Jaywalk/Cheeze, fades/no tapers and basement imagery. The round has more variety and confirms EDDFIRST’s archive win.

No official winner is announced on camera.

Official result: **No official winner called**.

Performance Analysis

EDDFIRST

EDDFIRST has the stronger battle because his writing is more varied and better structured. His first round responds well to RP’s body angle by attacking RP’s lack of variation, one-flow style, drug image, face and scene status. He also controls the pace better after the room reactions and reloads. His second is probably his best round. The RP/RIP flip is clean, and the one-flow / breathwork / out-of-depth angle directly critiques RP as an MC rather than just insulting his appearance. His third gives the battle a stronger close. The Flow Zone, Arsenal/Wenger, Bendtner and “both sides” material shows more writing range than RP’s repeated fat jokes. EDDFIRST’s biggest strength is that he attacks performance, status and style. RP attacks mostly appearance, while EDDFIRST attacks RP as a battler.

Lyrical Themes: RP/RIP, crack-pipe angle, Relapse association, one-flow style, shingles, Pringles, Ambu spots, Arthur/Thanos, Frank Gallagher, Zuma, funeral imagery, out-of-depth, cadence/calibre, Flow Zone, Arsenal/Wenger, Bendtner, both-sides/eyes angle, no tapers, basement imagery.

RP

RP brings energy and some funny insults, but his material is too repetitive. His first round has impact because it comes out aggressively. The double-D name flip, bra-size jokes, no-neck material, body/health lines and wife angle get reactions. His second continues the same theme with race/races, relay team, Beach Gang, age, American/body jokes and nose material. There are good one-liners, but the round does not expand enough. His third is the clearest example of the issue. He keeps attacking EDDFIRST’s weight, appetite, catfishing, gastric band and gym habits. Some jokes land, but the angle has been overused by then. RP’s biggest strength is delivery and aggression. His weakness is lack of angle variety.

Lyrical Themes: Weight/body angle, Double-D name flip, bra-size jokes, wife/girlfriend material, Israeli settler/IDF shock line, bacon sandwich, no neck, IBS/tablets, Ed First/race wordplay, DJ Khaled, full English, gastric band, ham sandwich, gym, elastic trousers, mattress smell.

Key Technical Highlights

EDDFIRST

Best round

Round two.

Strongest trait

Angle variety.

Best angle

RP has one flow and one lane.

Best technical section

RP/RIP into one-flow/out-of-depth sequence.

Battle factor

Stronger writing across all three rounds.

RP

Best round

Round one.

Strongest trait

Aggressive insult delivery.

Best angle

EDDFIRST’s size and image.

Best technical section

Double-D / bra-size / body-image sequence.

Battle factor

Starts aggressively, but becomes repetitive.

Indexed Bars & Breakdown

RP

Round 1 — Appearance

"You big fat disgusting grimy greb."

RP opens with immediate body-shaming aggression.

Round 1 — Appearance

"Ed looks like an Israeli settler."

A political/appearance shock line. Battle material.

Round 1 — Wordplay

"Why you got two D’s in your name?"

Setup for the Double-D name flip.

Round 1 — Insult

"Would’ve used one in mine instead."

A sexual/name punch.

Round 1 — Appearance

"You ain’t bigger with lyrics just because you’ve got bigger tits than your missus."

Body/name/relationship punch.

Round 1 — Appearance

"Why did you not try diet?"

Direct body angle.

Round 1 — Health

"You’re a bacon sandwich away from your time of death."

Food/health punch.

Round 1 — Appearance

"When was the last time you’ve seen your dick?"

Body/visibility insult.

Round 1 — Wordplay

"He’s got double D in his name — does it resemble his bra size?"

The clearest Double-D flip.

Round 1 — Appearance

"Said he’s had it rough, but his body size don’t resemble a hard life."

A body/life-experience insult.

Round 1 — Personal

"Imagine you and your missus in bed…"

A relationship/body shock line.

Round 1 — Appearance

"God forgot to give him a neck."

Appearance punch.

Round 1 — Health

"He’s on tablets to stop him from shitting his kegs."

Health/body joke.

Round 2 — Wordplay

"He clearly ain’t winning no races, why the fuck’s he called Ed First?"

Ed First/race wordplay.

Round 2 — Appearance

"Too fat to run, so when the feds land, literally walks off."

Body/chase punch.

Round 2 — Status

"Weakest link."

Status/dismissal line.

Round 3 — Reference

"Still looks like the white DJ Khaled."

Celebrity/body comparison.

Round 3 — Appearance

"Tried crowd surfing once, jumped off stage, the whole place was a mad thing."

Weight/crowd-surfing image.

Round 3 — Health

"He’s a full English away from the day that his heart starts beating."

Food/health punch.

Round 3 — Health

"Went doctors to get some help, gave him a gastric band and he snapped it."

Gastric-band body joke.

Round 3 — Appearance

"All of the trousers you have are elastic."

Clothing/body punch.

Round 3 — Status

"If you’re battling me, I’m gonna take you to hell with this rap shit."

A direct battle statement.

EDDFIRST

Round 1 — Status

"You wanted a clash to get your name on the map — RP would be the last one."

A strong status opener.

Round 1 — Status

"Whenever real MCs get mentioned, this fiend’s not even the last one."

A ranking/status insult.

Round 1 — Wordplay

"Every shit you take off your crack pipe, we know that it might be your last one."

Drug/last-one wordplay. Battle material.

Round 1 — Association

"It’s funny that you’re rolling with Relapse."

Relapse association/name flip.

Round 1 — Critique

"Every clash bar you’ve ever wrote sounds exactly the same as the last one."

A strong critique of RP’s repetition.

Round 1 — Status

"You can’t act like a killer when you’re stuck with a bigger threat."

Persona/status punch.

Round 1 — Imagery

"Outside picking up fag butts."

Poverty/addiction image.

Round 1 — Appearance

"What’s that shit on your face, like shingles?"

Appearance/skin punch.

Round 1 — Reference

"More spots on his face than Ambu."

PenGame reference.

Round 1 — Wordplay

"Hope not one of them pops like Pringles."

Spots/Pringles punch.

Round 1 — Reference

"You killed Arthur this scene like Thanos."

Reference punch.

Round 1 — Reference

"The other Arthur would have put you in boxes."

Arthur/boxing-style continuation.

Round 1 — Status

"You only done well in a conference."

Scene/status critique.

Round 2 — Wordplay

"I’ll turn RP into R.I.P."

One of EDDFIRST’s cleanest name flips.

Round 2 — Status

"He can’t bar like me, he can’t war like me."

Skill/status contrast.

Round 2 — Critique

"One bar, one flow, one punch combo."

A concise critique of RP’s style.

Round 2 — Status

"RP’s out of his depth."

Direct battle judgement.

Round 2 — Status

"Whoever made this match, I’m a thousand percent a voucher for them."

A mismatch/status line.

Round 2 — Imagery

"Three-piece suit for the funeral, formal."

Funeral image.

Round 2 — Status

"I ain’t got spare change for you."

Poverty/status jab.

Round 3 — Appearance

"Fast verse, dead weight."

Third-round body/status opener.

Round 3 — Wordplay

"I’m gonna call you RP Sketchface."

Appearance/name flip.

Round 3 — Critique

"Bro, you’re like 45, go spend time with your family."

Age/status punch.

Round 3 — Status

"They don’t wanna see RP on the roster."

Platform-status attack.

Round 3 — Platform

"I don’t wanna chat about Flow Zone."

Scene/platform angle.

Round 3 — Reference

"Arsenal switching on Wenger."

Football reference.

Round 3 — Reference

"He thinks he’s the goat like Nicklas Bendtner."

Football/status punch.

Round 3 — Appearance

"RP sees both of the sides."

A face/eyes angle.

Round 3 — Wordplay

"RP really wanna run a fade, then I tell him no tapers."

Fade/no-tapers wordplay.

Round 3 — Status

"Get back in your basement."

Dismissal closer.

Post-Battle Context

EDDFIRST wins the coin toss and elects for RP to begin, but no battle winner is announced. The upload ends after EDDFIRST’s third with a brief thank-you message. Because the introduction says the audience are the judges, the archive records an explicitly labelled independent LOTA result.

Judgement Summary

EDDFIRST wins 3-0 (LOTA Result)

EDDFIRST wins round one through the wider map, crack-pipe, Relapse, one-flow, shingles, Pringles, Ambu-spots and scene-position writing. He takes round two with the cleaner RP / RIP, breath-work, cadence, Frank Gallagher, Zuma and out-of-depth criticism. He completes the sweep in round three through the more varied Sketchface, VarnTae-template, Flow Zone, Arsenal and Wenger, Bendtner, both-sides, placement and no-tapers construction.

Battle Stats

Date21-02-2026

Views51K

LeagueSeason 2026