RP and CHAR.B met in Champions League Fixture 1 with only the in-building audience eligible to vote. A brief dispute over using a 2p coin preceded the toss. RP lost, and CHAR.B chose to open with Margs joking that it was 'ladies first'. The upload later sends the room to vote but does not preserve a tally or official winner.
CHAR.B's first was a focused rejection and masculinity angle. She opened by turning Tinder into exposure therapy, then used repeated left swipes to reach One Direction. From there she presented herself as a queen demanding everybody's head, told RP he was not man enough to put her in her place and returned to rejection through an exit line. The round closed with a Bad Bhabie/Catch Me Outside reference. It was concise, structured and tailored to RP.
RP's first attacked CHAR.B almost entirely through sexual history, hygiene and gender roles. Catfish, pets and a dirty carpet opened the verse before he told her to return to the kitchen and make a sandwich. A sound problem forced a full restart. The completed round continued through mattress, taxi, bag-of-sniff and cannabis imagery before bringing in CHAR.B's family. RP delivered more material, but the angle was repetitive and much less technically varied than CHAR.B's opener. CHAR.B takes the first.
CHAR.B used RP's misogyny as the central subject of her second. She called PenGame her house, threatened to turn a loss into a domestic, then built an audio-engineering sequence through the microphone, reverb, echo, recording and turning RP's cries into the hardest song his voice had appeared on. She compared misogyny with a spreading disease, attacked RP's relationship and closed by saying he would never be half the man his mother was. The round directly answered RP rather than ignoring his first.
RP's second returned to sexual and hygiene attacks. He opened with Turkey, teeth and abortion wordplay, then moved through a glory hole, yeast, body-count and food imagery. Charlie Brown introduced cocaine and smack, while a Bunny Blue comparison framed CHAR.B as the MC version of an online sex personality. There are compact punches inside the round, but its argument is essentially a longer version of his first. CHAR.B's rebuttal, structure and room control take the second clearly.
The supplied transcript does not preserve CHAR.B's third. It moves from the host introducing her final and a brief 'honey trap' cue into event promotion, then introduces RP's third. The archive does not invent or reconstruct a missing verse, so the final round remains unscored.
RP's preserved final continues the Charlie Brown, hygiene and sexual-history framing. Fourteen grams/half-ounce, fish/foul, Magikarp/magic carpet and dentist-chair passages provide the clearest writing. RP briefly tells the room that the misogyny is battle material rather than his personal view, then completes the verse. Without CHAR.B's corresponding final, it cannot responsibly decide the round.
With no official tally and only two complete paired rounds, LOTA records CHAR.B winning 2-0 on the scorable preserved material. Round three is explicitly unscored.