RELAPSE vs STORM took place on **PenGame Rap Battle 2026** in the dungeon. This is a main PenGame adult battle, not an Academy clash. The host promotes the upcoming PenGame Champions League at Box Park and reminds viewers that the new format is built around audience judging.
RELAPSE goes first.
RELAPSE opens with a disrespect-heavy first round. He attacks STORM’s nose, weed references, look, living situation, family, women, previous losses and platform credibility. He uses Master Splinter, jet lag, step-dad, Thailand, Torquay, Grindr, rainbow and drug angles. The round has energy and several personal attacks, but some of the writing is broad and crude.
STORM responds with a harder first. He attacks RELAPSE’s weight, hygiene, drug image, family, father, addiction, food, mother, and previous issues. He brings This Is England, whip-crash, JFK, Chandler Bing, Samwise/Lord of the Rings and military/guillotine imagery. The round is messy in transcription, but the aggression and density make it competitive.
RELAPSE’s second is a clearer round. He starts with the “Wetherspoons pub fight” energy, then attacks STORM’s nose, Cheezy battle, alleged flopping, Ambu Sensei, weather-service wordplay, neglect, body, hygiene and girlfriend angles. The weather-service angle is one of his better sections because it plays directly on STORM’s name.
STORM’s second is the strongest round of the battle. He builds around RELAPSE’s real name, village background, family, Quidditch, Red Dead 2, Puss in Boots, incest/family angle, Hills Have Eyes, Chucky, Jay Slater, OnlyFans, GZone and Predator references. It is more direct, more personal and more memorable than RELAPSE’s second.
RELAPSE’s third keeps the disrespect going. He attacks STORM’s ear piercing, sexuality, nose, women, family, hygiene, disease, family-attraction angle, wife, Pinocchio and pantomime imagery. It is nasty and consistent, but it does not change the battle dramatically.
STORM’s third closes stronger. He starts with a rebuttal about RELAPSE’s previous lines and contradictions, then attacks his weight, drug image, money, food, mother, race/postcode angle, father/family situation, body, spinach/Popeye, optician and gym/weight-loss material. It is aggressive and has more rebuttal value than RELAPSE’s third.
No official winner is announced. The outro appears to mislabel the battle as “Chaos and Marcel,” so the archive should treat this as **No Official Decision** unless PenGame later confirms a result.
Official result: **No official winner called**.