KANDI and MONROE met in Champions League Fixture 4 at Ministry of Sound. MONROE called the coin toss and lost, then was sent first. The host closes by directing the room and viewers at home to a 48-hour vote, but no completed tally or declared winner is preserved. The result below is therefore an independent LOTA review.
MONROE's first opened on being bad from birth, Total 90 astroturfs, caskets and deciding who between him and KANDI could get cancelled first. Family and sexuality attacks led into different rosters, crystal meth, bed-wetting, skipping leg day and a father rejecting his son's sexuality. Gripping lead, being ripped like performance-enhancing drugs and being into bread rather than money developed the middle. Walking sticks, awkward corporate clothes and a young-looking partner led into Lamine Yamal and needing a cell. MONROE closed through KANDI's mother's haircut, a dead-father angle, another chance at life, Kick streaming and cancer. Numerous full reloads made the round long but highly performed.
KANDI's first attacked MONROE's grandmother through dementia, crawling to work, poor hygiene and turning 180 degrees. Kneeling for George Floyd became mistaking him for a Chelsea left-back. LC, L3, LV and Kelpie formed a short game-and-fashion sequence. MONROE's daughter and alleged drug use became a family angle, followed by his mother smoking in the kitchen like Jeffrey Dahmer. Alcoholism and a father's Parkinson's created shaky hands and no bars. Medication, makeup and hygiene led into a funeral, pirate imagery, boarding a boat and taking off a chest. The direct family research and cleaner development edge the first.
MONROE's second attacked KANDI for drug use and a broken family, comparing him with Jesus smoking cannabis. Ice and fire became a frozen weapon before spelling M-O-N-R-O-E and eating Weetabix in the Champions League. A rash, a circle of friends named Steve and Norman, a girlfriend calling, and a confusing Scouse and ballet-song comparison followed. KANDI's mother, breath, gun fingers and Sarge built the next section. MONROE then added a mirror rehearsal, a sixty-mile-per-hour crash, Rolex risk, a pale Predator, drugs and a group of Discord moderators without a sharp person among them. The round has variety but several phrases remain loose.
KANDI's second focused on MONROE's history of racist statements. Beenie Man's 'zim zimma' opened the verse before breaking into mosques to search for a genie lamp. MONROE looked like Dobby if Harry gave him a pipe, and KANDI joked that writing the line the day before somehow placed him outside the fight. Racism and only choosing white partners led into lights, calling Ish one of the nice ones and Facebook comments under KANDI's Jamaican post. KANDI argued MONROE wanted England as it had been in childhood, then listed derogatory things allegedly said to Ish, Margs, John and Tommy while refusing to repeat the worst slur. A flatlined partner, Psycho, rent and PenGame money closed a clearly researched round.
MONROE's third accused KANDI of buying Pokémon products and reselling them to poor children at double price. Weapons, his father's drinking, a fur coat and poor hygiene followed. KANDI's name became nothing sweet and no friendly hour. MONROE said KANDI sold staffies and stolen nappies, owed TRAPPY, and moved through Gaddafi, taxis, dogs, burning a strip and childhood food. Chips, nuggets and defecating in buckets became a public-lips rhyme. An 'autistic war' and both battlers acknowledging neurodivergence produced the round's defining crowd moment. MONROE extended it through partners, swords, extension cords, PASSIVE turning KANDI to a hologram and a spineless-clown closer.
KANDI's third opened with a violent lock twist and a weight attack on MONROE's mother, asking why she carried a rape whistle. Cocaine in underwear, headshots and a misfit arm followed. MONROE allegedly preferring dead women became an explanation for silence, while dogs defecating in his house and his mother lifting him from the bath attacked hygiene and dependence. KANDI then cited MONROE's former friendship with RP before allegedly rejecting him for being Arab. Gollum and the EDL, a neglected elf, benefits, a BBL and family violence continued the section. KANDI closed by citing MONROE calling him fake white or albino and saying he hated 'ninjas,' which KANDI framed as a typo for a slur. The specificity gives him the third.
LOTA scores KANDI 3-0. KANDI edges the first through the better-targeted dementia, George Floyd, Parkinson's and family writing; wins the second with the stronger mosque, Dobby, Facebook, Jamaica and documented-language construction; and takes the third through the direct RP, EDL, albino and alleged-slur material despite MONROE's entertaining autism-flow performance.