iiiBEREALZ VS CHE3KZ

Host Question

"Ginge, I’ve got questions, need answers, want reasons."

CHE3KZ opens by talking to the host and asking why iiiBEREALZ is here. It sets up the round as an interrogation.

Routine

"Where does he go in the evening?"

This questions iiiBEREALZ’s private life and routine. It makes him look suspicious or lonely.

Lifestyle

"He logs online, scrolls all night."

A modern lifestyle attack. CHE3KZ says he spends his time online rather than living properly.

Appearance

"His lips are black and dumb, with the white at the side, that’s foam and scum."

This is a visual insult about iiiBEREALZ’s mouth and lips. It is harsh but direct.

Parenting

"Deadbeat dad, kids depressed, stepdad stepped up, big respect."

This attacks iiiBEREALZ’s fatherhood. It says another man has had to take responsibility. This is battle material, not verified fact.

Parenting

"You never see your kid, when you do, surprise, calls him Kinder Egg."

This is a parenting/Kinder Egg punch. The idea is that seeing his child is rare or surprising.

Status

"Made any money from PenGame? No."

CHE3KZ attacks his platform value. She says he has not turned PenGame into income.

Status

"Bought any shows from PenGame? No."

This continues the status checklist. She says the platform has not produced opportunities for him.

Status

"Getting a gal from PenGame? No."

This completes the three-part status attack: no money, no shows, no women.

Relationship

"Wanted Renaya, but she called you bro."

This is a rejection angle. CHE3KZ says iiiBEREALZ tried and failed with Renaya.

Sexuality

"Pringley sat on his face and gave him a lisp."

This is crude sexual/lisp wordplay. It is battle material and used to mock his speech.

Credibility

"You ran from Dan Dannah."

This references another PenGame figure and attacks iiiBEREALZ’s courage.

Status

"You’re not ranked, you’re not Shabba."

This is a rank/status line. CHE3KZ says iiiBEREALZ is not high-level or legendary.

Appearance

"No gal on the planet ever called you leng."

A direct attractiveness insult. She says no woman finds him good-looking.

Speech

"Your lisp ain’t cute."

This attacks his speech directly. It is personal and simple.

Age

"I be real, get off the stage. This grandpa needs potting in place."

CHE3KZ opens round two with an age/OAP angle. She says iiiBEREALZ is too old for the stage.

Age

"Feel like a nurse on minimum wage, help OAPs get butts in pain."

This continues the old-man/nursing-home scheme. She frames herself as a carer dealing with an elderly patient.

Age

"Nursing home, you should have stayed."

A clean punchline to the age scheme.

Age

"Five past six, they’re gonna cut your grapes and wipe your arse."

This extends the nursing-home routine with meal and care imagery. It is crude but consistent.

Family

"Let me go chat about your daughter."

This signals a personal family angle. It is a clear shift from age jokes to more damaging material.

Family

"Poor little girl got a disorder, says the alphabet but it ain’t in order."

This is an extremely personal child/learning-difficulty angle. It should be treated strictly as battle material, not fact.

Family

"Why are you here competing? Why don’t you go and get this guy a beating?"

CHE3KZ uses the parenting angle to question why he is battling instead of helping family.

Age

"Granddad’s old, granddad’s tired, you smell like mould, this bitch expired."

This closes round two by returning to the old-man angle and adding hygiene insults.

Sexuality

"Everybody knows you’re the type of guy to say you get pussy, that’s a lie."

CHE3KZ opens round three by attacking iiiBEREALZ’s sexual credibility.

Sexuality

"When you eat girl, you make them dry — they call you Sahara vibes."

This is a sexual/dryness punch. Sahara is a desert, so the line says he kills attraction.

Sexuality

"I get more gal than you."

A direct sexuality/status flex. CHE3KZ says she has more women than iiiBEREALZ does.

Appearance

"Your baby mum looks like a Teletubby."

This is a pop-culture appearance insult. Teletubbies are colourful children’s characters.

Hygiene

"Breath stinks bad, get a man a spearmint."

A hygiene/breath punch. Simple and effective.

Seriousness

"I’m JME serious."

This references JME, the grime MC. It also means she is being serious.

Insult

"I sense tism in the water."

This is an autism/neurodiversity-based insult and should be treated carefully as battle material.

Image

"You’re not a rasta man, you eat pork with a bag of man."

This attacks iiiBEREALZ’s rasta-style image or dreads. She says his lifestyle does not match the image.

Violence/Speech

"Give man a kung fu kick, straight to the face, correct his lisp."

This is a violence/speech punch. She says a kick would “correct” his lisp.

Pop Culture

"You’re not a Top Boy, I rob man like Sully."

This references Top Boy and the character Sully. CHE3KZ says she is the real threat.

Insult

"Silly Billy, little Willie, you could never be my killer."

A mocking rhyme chain. It makes iiiBEREALZ sound childish rather than dangerous.

Views

"I’ve been looking at your views and they’re not even a million."

This attacks his online numbers and career reach.

Parenting

"Go home, be a father."

This is one of CHE3KZ’s strongest closing ideas. She ends by saying iiiBEREALZ should focus on fatherhood, not battling.

Tournament

"You’re only gonna clash one bitch today — her name is Karma."

This is a clever closer. She flips “karma” into the only opponent he should fear.

Name Flip

"Every time I say your name, they whine at me."

iiiBEREALZ opens by playing with CHE3KZ’s name and crowd reaction. It gives him control early.

Insecurity

"Insecurities rife in the tux, no pause when I rhyme as I fire at your mug."

This frames CHE3KZ as insecure while iiiBEREALZ claims he is relentless.

Family/Trauma

"Dad called you his only bad seed."

This starts the father/trauma angle. It is personal battle material.

Violence/Trauma

"He would punch you up, and that was mad seed."

A harsh domestic-violence angle. It should be treated strictly as battle material, not fact.

Trauma

"I bet you get flashbacks every time I move my hands."

This continues the trauma angle and makes the attack more visual.

Family

"Don’t be alarmed, I ain’t no prick, I was raised by a militant Marge."

This references a strict mother or female guardian. “Marge” may also echo The Simpsons, but here it functions as a maternal authority image.

Writing

"Permanent violence, bars on bars."

iiiBEREALZ links violence and writing. “Bars on bars” also connects rap bars and prison bars.

Sexuality/Speech

"The tongue you twist was used on a bunch of dicks."

This is a crude sexual insult aimed at CHE3KZ’s speech and sexuality.

Pop Culture

"I’ve seen your type in the Matrix many different times."

This references The Matrix. iiiBEREALZ says CHE3KZ is not unique; he has seen this type before.

Trauma

"Your dad fucked you up, you fucked for love."

This is one of the harshest lines in the battle. It directly links trauma to adult behaviour. It is battle material only.

Trauma

"The past don’t make tough, it should have made a diamond, but it made CHE3KZ."

This is one of iiiBEREALZ’s best punches. Pressure is meant to make diamonds, but he says it produced CHE3KZ instead.

Pop Culture

"Lola Bunny took crack, started writing."

This is a visual/pop-culture insult. Lola Bunny is a cartoon character, and he twists the image into a cracked-out version of CHE3KZ.

Gender

"You act like a man, I still smoke pussy."

This is a gender-expression and battle-threat line. It is offensive battle material.

Appearance

"Sometimes you’re buff, and sometimes you look like the female version of Predator."

iiiBEREALZ opens round two by mixing compliment and insult. Predator gives a visual image of wild hair and alien appearance.

Writing

"Your bars are regular, I bet you’re using RhymeZone."

This attacks CHE3KZ’s writing as basic. RhymeZone is a rhyme-search website.

Flirt

"I think your lips are cute."

This is part of a strange flirt/attack strategy. iiiBEREALZ admits attraction while still battling.

Flirt

"You say you don’t like us men no more, but you already know that you’re kinda sexy."

This continues the flirt-disrespect angle. It is designed to unsettle CHE3KZ by mixing attraction with insults.

Body

"Even though she’s called CHE3KZ and got no back."

A body/name flip. “Cheeks” implies backside, but he says she does not have one.

Appearance

"I’m a slimmer, darker and handsome version of Juski."

This is a self-image/flex line. He compares himself favourably to another figure.

Status

"I’ll turn this thug to a groupie."

This flips CHE3KZ’s hard image. iiiBEREALZ says she will become a fan.

Pop Culture

"If I’m Shrek with Fiona, I’m a beast. Show the beauty that shows up."

This references Shrek and Beauty and the Beast-style imagery. He casts himself as the beast and CHE3KZ as the beauty.

Critique

"You’re just repeating bars — say seven sizzling sausages."

This attacks CHE3KZ’s most famous viral moment, suggesting she relies on it too much.

Critique

"The remix you did was garbage."

This directly critiques her follow-up content from the sausages moment.

Platform

"One little rat who went viral because of Ginge."

iiiBEREALZ says CHE3KZ’s success is tied to Ginge/platform energy rather than her own ability.

Timing

"You’re barely on beat sometimes."

A direct technical critique. He says her timing is inconsistent.

Disbelief

"I must be crazy, are you taking the piss?"

iiiBEREALZ opens his third with disbelief that CHE3KZ is being presented as this level of opponent.

Appearance

"A fake MJ, you tried bleaching to sing."

This references Michael Jackson and attacks both appearance and performance.

Writing

"I’m so sick with the bars they flew overhead."

A technical flex. He says his writing is above the room’s head.

Violence

"Disconnect your neck."

A violent punchline image. It is battle material.

Writing/Space

"Die from the bars I sent to Mars."

This uses space imagery. He sends bars so far they reach Mars.

Status

"I’m done wasting bars on vermin."

A status dismissal. iiiBEREALZ says CHE3KZ is not worth more high-level writing.

Food/Sexual

"Oh, she likes my bacon too."

This appears to reference Angela and a food/sexual image. It is crude but part of his personal angle.

Baking

"Funny you’re on stage now baking juice."

This flips baking imagery back into the battle. It also connects to his own cake/baking reputation.

Remix Critique

"Your remix was eleven sizzling sisters."

This references CHE3KZ’s “seven sizzling sausages” viral line and says the remix version was poor.

Remix Critique

"That don’t sound good for the system."

This continues the remix critique. He says it does not work musically or structurally.

Gender/Status

"I didn’t want to slaughter a sister, but it seems you man don’t listen."

This is a gender/battle-status line. iiiBEREALZ says he did not want to attack a female battler this hard, but the matchup forced it.

Money/Status

"Send me someone better, or next time double man’s cheddar."

This is a money/status closer. He says if PenGame gives him opponents like this, they should pay him more.

Writing

"Basic lyrics."

The repeated closer attacks CHE3KZ’s pen directly. He says her writing is simple and not worth playing.