IFFY vs STAR CO took place on **PenGame Academy 2026** as part of a graduation day. The host explains that not everyone will graduate, and that viewers can comment or vote on the website if they disagree with who gets brought back.
The battle is introduced as **STAR CO vs IFFY**, though IFFY repeatedly references STAR CO’s previous **H STAR** name.
IFFY goes first.
IFFY opens with a round aimed at STAR CO’s name change, image and supposed weakness. He says the new name is dead, attacks STAR CO’s face, says he is not a killer, and brings virtual-sex / virtual-ex material near the end. The round has moments, but the host later says there were mic issues, meaning IFFY’s opening was not fully clear.
STAR CO’s first round is the strongest round of the battle. He comes in with strong presence, direct attacks and clean delivery. He uses wave imagery, Darth/lightsaber references, family angles, sister/mother/father material, Arsenal wordplay and a strong closer around not passing to IFFY. The host later says this may be his favourite PenGame Academy round so far. STAR CO takes the first clearly.
IFFY’s second round has more energy. He spells out I-F-F-Y, says he will send H STAR to the sky, attacks STAR CO for being in the back of KANDI’s battle, uses Two-Face, Mrs Puff, phone/password, text, and “glazed KANDI” angles. It is better than his first, but still not enough to match STAR CO’s pressure.
STAR CO’s second keeps the same aggression. He uses pyromaniac, “let there be light,” Rambo blade, fatty boy, trackies, irrelevance, incest, cross-eyed, hard-drive and star-sign material. It is direct, intense and keeps him comfortably ahead.
IFFY’s third round has his best energy. He repeats a hook-style section about giving STAR CO a taste of his own medicine, says STAR CO’s bars need development, and uses EastEnders references like Leon Butcher and Peggy Mitchell. He finishes by telling STAR CO to change his name. It is a respectable closer, but not enough to win a round.
STAR CO’s third seals the 3-0. He brings a serious domestic-violence allegation angle as battle material, then moves into Lagos/boat/Uber imagery, EasyJet/Peter Spence/plane scheme, jet-lag imagery, school-bag visuals, L2/R2 controller bars, mum insults and “get off the stage” commands. He finishes by saying the audience has just seen him upgrade.
At the end, the host says the result is clear: **STAR CO won all three rounds**. He praises STAR CO’s clarity, flow, aggression, consistency and directness. He gives STAR CO an **A+** and says he wants to see him against someone from the main roster. IFFY is given a **C-**, with the host saying he kept going and improved in the third, but needs more work.
Official winner: **STAR CO**.