H STAR vs KHAOS KAYY took place on **PenGame Academy 2025** at **Crep Select in Lewisham**. It is introduced as the last battle of the day, with the host saying class is nearly done and asking the room to keep the energy high.
KHAOS KAYY goes first.
KHAOS opens with a round built around H STAR’s age, image, relationship, appearance and maturity. He frames himself as an adult giving lessons to a young battler, saying it takes a village to raise a child and that he is on stage giving babies a bow. He attacks H STAR’s baby face, relationship posts, girl, respect level, family, skin, chin and overall softness. The round is direct and clearly written for H STAR.
H STAR responds with a sharp first round of his own. He attacks KHAOS’s family, supposed son/nephew mix-up, Spotify listeners, music, mum, hair, social life, partner and personal image. He brings relationship and family angles, but after the round KHAOS points out that H STAR mistook his nephew for his son. That weakens part of the angle.
KHAOS’s second is the strongest round of the battle. He brings screenshot-style material from H STAR’s Instagram, focusing on a pinned post about being with his girl. He mocks H STAR for posting “I love my wife” content, calls him a simp, attacks the relationship, the girl’s image, OnlyFans-style optics, and H STAR’s character. The round is direct, funny and damaging because it uses visible evidence.
H STAR’s second has good energy and some punch ideas, but he stumbles. He attacks KHAOS’s breath, appearance, Asian/Chinese angle, rainbow imagery, and uses potato/mash imagery, but the stumble hurts him badly. The host later makes clear that the stumble mattered.
KHAOS’s third is solid and controlled. He attacks H STAR as a puppy compared with a wolf, says H STAR has no heart, no art, no real stage presence, and that he cannot fake the funk. He positions himself as the veteran and H STAR as the rookie.
H STAR’s third is better than his second and has some creative material. He uses Lagos/Nigerian scam-style angles, 419/234 number references, G-Crep, monthly listener jokes, shampoo/conditioner, dusty ex, lunch/fridge, and food/relationship imagery. It is a good round, but the earlier stumble keeps the decision with KHAOS.
At the end, the host says the battle was close and nearly a draw. However, KHAOS delivered all his rounds cleanly, while H STAR stumbled. The host gives the battle to **KHAOS KAYY 2-1**, saying KHAOS just edged it.
Official host winner: **KHAOS KAYY**.