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GRHYMZ VS RELAPSE

Battle Result

Official Battle Result

VS

Clash Summary

GRHYMZ vs RELAPSE took place on **PenGame Academy 2026** as part of a graduation day. The host explains that not everyone is guaranteed to graduate and invites viewers to comment if they think the wrong choices are made.

GRHYMZ goes first.

GRHYMZ opens aggressively, immediately attacking RELAPSE’s personal life, previous clashes, drug use, family, hair, alleged lack of courage and credibility. He references Afro, RP, previous bullying, prize-fighter date changes, family disrespect, daughter angle and grave/casket imagery. The round is direct and very disrespectful, setting the tone for the battle.

RELAPSE responds with a composed and punch-heavy first. He attacks GRHYMZ for being emotional when Afro switched, says Kevin and Afro already beat him, calls him a vermin, accuses him of perving around women, and attacks his family, online image, TikTok gifting and previous losses. RELAPSE has cleaner structure in parts, but GRHYMZ’s opening aggression gives him a strong claim to the round.

GRHYMZ’s second round continues with the G-R-H-Y-M-Z spelling and slogan before attacking RELAPSE’s links with RP, Satan/freemason imagery, baby mother, girlfriend, scripture, vocals, Tinder, drugs, dole money and cocaine. The round is intense and targeted, but he has a small stumble/repetition near the end.

RELAPSE’s second is arguably his cleanest round. He attacks GRHYMZ’s association with VARNTAE, his Japanese bars, his loss to Afro, his lack of cash, his low IQ, his food habits, and says he is not worthy. He also uses Nando’s, cabbages, government tax, turkey-lunch and seagull imagery. This is RELAPSE’s best case for a round.

GRHYMZ’s third is the deciding round. He becomes more direct and personal, saying he knows where RELAPSE lives, attacking Tamworth, council-estate life, food storage, weight, drugs, snitching, family background, Chinese/Japanese language flips, daughter/DNA imagery and grave disrespect. It is very harsh, but it lands as a full-pressure final round.

RELAPSE’s third is strong and funny in places. He attacks GRHYMZ’s look, partner, losses, threats, sexuality/identity image, money, special-assembly past, birthday-set threats and XP/level-up imagery. However, the host says a few jokes did not land, while GRHYMZ was more directly on RELAPSE.

At the end, the host says the battle was close and both performed well. He gives the win to **GRHYMZ**, saying the aggression and direct attack edged it.

Official host winner: **GRHYMZ**.

Performance Analysis

GRHYMZ

GRHYMZ wins because he is more direct and aggressive across the battle. His writing is not always the cleanest, but his intent is clear: attack RELAPSE personally and keep pressure on him every round. His first round sets the tone. He attacks RELAPSE’s credibility, family, drug use, hair, previous situations and daughter angle. It is not subtle, but it is effective in a judged Academy setting. His second round has strong material, especially around RELAPSE’s RP links, Satan/freemason imagery, girlfriend, scripture and grime-scene angle. The stumble near the end hurts the round slightly, but the aggression stays high. His third round wins him the battle. It is the most direct and damaging round, with Tamworth, council-estate, drug, snitching, family and grave imagery. The host specifically rewards the fact GRHYMZ was on RELAPSE directly. GRHYMZ’s biggest strength is pressure. He sounds like he wants the battle more.

Lyrical Themes: Afro/RP links, previous clashes, drug use, no hair/hat, family disrespect, daughter angle, grave/casket imagery, Satan/freemason imagery, scripture, grime-scene minger, Tinder, dole/coke, Tamworth, council estate, snitching, Chinese/Japanese language flips, DNA/daughter angle, grave disrespect.

RELAPSE

RELAPSE loses narrowly but has a good performance. He is more structured in sections and has some funny punch ideas, but not every joke lands. His first round is solid. He attacks GRHYMZ for being emotional over Afro, losing to Kevin/Afro, being a vermin, perving around women and relying on TikTok. The round is clean and competitive. His second is his strongest. He attacks GRHYMZ’s VARNTAE link, Japanese bars, Afro loss, leftovers/Nando’s imagery, cabbages, low IQ, government tax and food/money angles. It is more coherent than parts of GRHYMZ’s second. His third has good humour and some strong images, but it is not as direct as GRHYMZ’s third. The host says some jokes did not land, which likely costs RELAPSE the battle. RELAPSE’s biggest strength is comedy and structure. His weakness is that GRHYMZ’s direct aggression feels more damaging on the day.

Lyrical Themes: Afro switch, Kevin/Afro losses, perving angle, military, Italian pizza, TikTok gifting, RP soldier, mandy tab, VARNTAE links, Japanese bars, Nando’s, cabbages, low IQ, government tax, turkey lunch, seagull imagery, Desperate Dan, wedding jealousy, money/tramp angle, rainbow/rug imagery, XP/level-up.

Key Technical Highlights

GRHYMZ

Best round

Round third.

Strongest trait

Direct aggression.

Best angle

RELAPSE’s personal life, home life and credibility.

Best technical section

Tamworth / council estate / drugs / snitching / grave sequence.

Battle-winning factor

More direct pressure and stronger final round.

RELAPSE

Best round

Round two.

Strongest trait

Structured insult writing.

Best angle

GRHYMZ as emotional, low-level and not respected after prior losses.

Best technical section

VARNTAE / Japanese bars / Nando’s / cabbages / tax run.

Battle-losing factor

Some jokes miss, and GRHYMZ lands more direct personal damage.

Indexed Bars & Breakdown

GRHYMZ

Critique

"You punch up girls or you wanna get vexed?"

A harsh opening accusation-style angle. Battle material only.

History

"After my freestyle in that rematch, I said what I said."

GRHYMZ references previous tension and positions this as unfinished business.

Appearance

"Take off your hat, no hair like your skinhead."

A hat/hair appearance punch.

Imagery

"My holy sword will chop through your picnic."

A religious/weapon image.

Status

"You just wish you was in my shoes."

A status/envy angle.

Dominance

"Who’s the boss? It’s me, not you."

A direct dominance line.

Body/Food

"You eat hot bread soaked in butter."

A body/food insult.

Living Conditions

"Sleep on the bed with too much clutter."

A living-condition insult.

Body/Food

"This doughnut’s gonna get deep fried."

A food/body punch.

Family

"If I mention your daughter, please don’t cry."

A warning before a family angle. Battle material.

Disrespect

"R.I.P means rest in piss."

A grave-disrespect flip.

Branding

"G-R-H-Y-M to the Z."

GRHYMZ brands himself clearly in round two.

Status

"Don’t think you’re sick because you’re rolling with RP."

An association/status attack.

Wordplay

"Those two letters mean racist pagan."

An RP name/initials flip.

Imagery

"When did you both start working for Satan?"

A Satan/freemason-style attack.

Reputation

"The women in your ends know you’re a twat."

A local-reputation insult.

Religion

"Who’s gonna buy? Go find me the scripture."

A Bible/scripture setup.

Religion

"The word of God don’t lie when it hits ya."

A religious punch.

Skill

"You ain’t got vocals, you’re not a singer."

A music-skill insult.

Status

"RELAPSE, you are the grime-scene minger."

A direct grime-scene status insult.

Dating

"You stalk women on Tinder."

A dating/creep angle.

Drugs

"What’s the white shit under your nose?"

A cocaine/drug angle.

Threat

"I know where you live."

A personal threat-style setup. Battle material.

Location

"RELAPSE, go back to your council estate in Tamworth."

A location/class insult.

Living Conditions

"How can you not store food in the fridge when all your snacks are stacked in a crate?"

A living-condition/food punch.

Attack

"You sold your soul."

A moral/spiritual attack.

Angle

"Interview room, you’d give all the details."

A snitching angle.

Critique

"You fabricate, exaggerate, you chat the most."

A truthfulness attack.

Closer

"Rest in peace, I’ll shit on your gravestone."

A grave-disrespect closer. Battle material.

RELAPSE

Angle

"You’re a sad broke bitch that got emotional when Afro switched."

RELAPSE opens with a personal scene-history angle.

History

"Kevin and Afro have murdered him both times."

A battle-record attack.

Status

"Compared to me, you’re a piece of shit sitting on the roadside."

A blunt status insult.

Imagery

"You’re like a bird that’s hurt and won’t fly."

A weakness image.

Critique

"Whenever you be perving around women, all of them go dry."

A creep/dating insult.

Threat

"Step correct or get met with a force."

A threat line.

Appearance

"You resemble a natural millipede."

An appearance/creature insult.

Critique

"Fuck all the Japanese chat."

A critique of GRHYMZ’s Japanese/anime-style references.

Work-rate

"I’m on job like man in the military."

A work-rate/war line.

Comedy

"I love pizza like families in Italy."

A comic food/culture reference.

Critique

"TikTok gifts from men."

A social-media/gifting insult.

Comparison

"I’m like a bottle of whiskey and you’re like a shandy bass."

A strength comparison.

Status

"The amount of reloads he gets at PenGame are the same amount of fans he has."

A clean crowd/fanbase punch.

Status

"PenGame put me against GRHYMZ like he’s a king that I can’t slay."

A king/slaying line.

History

"You got spun around bad by Afro."

A previous-loss angle.

Critique

"Funny when you do that Japanese chat."

Another attack on GRHYMZ’s language/reference style.

Poverty

"Grimms is looking for leftovers when he creeps in Nando’s."

A food/poverty punch.

Wordplay

"The only green that he grows is his cabbages."

A weed/cabbage flip.

Reality

"You need to start facing facts."

A reality-check line.

Intelligence

"Got a low IQ and can’t do a basic task."

An intelligence insult.

Wordplay

"I’m taking the win like the government’s taking tax."

A tax/win punch.

Poverty

"You eat one-pound packets of turkey for lunch."

A poverty/food insult.

Appearance

"Grims is looking like Desperate Dan."

A comic-character appearance punch.

Maturity

"Next time you take a defeat, go and humble yourself."

A maturity/status punch.

Defeat

"You get lyrically boxed and buried."

A battle-rap defeat image.

Status

"I make my own way, you’re following the path."

A self-made/status contrast.

Money

"You ain’t got Muller in the bank."

A money/yoghurt-bank pun.

Gaming

"When I’m on a mic, I’m earning XP."

A gaming/level-up punch.

Judgement Summary

GRHYMZ wins

Official result: GRHYMZ wins. Suggested score: GRHYMZ 2-1 RELAPSE. Suggested round split: Round 1: GRHYMZ / debatable, Round 2: RELAPSE / debatable, Round 3: GRHYMZ. Reason: RELAPSE is competitive and has structure, but GRHYMZ closes stronger and feels more direct across the full battle. Performance Grades - GRHYMZ: B, RELAPSE: C+. Graduation Status: The host says he would be happy to see both battlers back on the platform against other opponents. Final Note: Close Academy battle. RELAPSE had jokes and good writing, but GRHYMZ had more pressure. The host’s call makes sense: GRHYMZ edges it.

Battle Stats

DateTBD

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LeagueSeason Academy