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FENDRY VS CUCHA

Battle Result

Official Battle Result

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Clash Summary

FENDRY vs CUCHA took place during the PenGame Rap Battle 2025 Cold War Tournament, Group C. The battle is introduced as part of the Group C run, with shout-outs to Chicken Shop, Sound On, the Wednesday/Saturday battle drops, PenGame merch and early access. FENDRY wins the coin toss and chooses for CUCHA to go first. CUCHA opens round one with direct name flips and personal shots. She attacks FENDRY for trying to be friendly on PenGame, flips tea/Tetley/Etsy wording, mocks his breath, stench, hairline, sister, body, and PenGame image. She also brings the “Fletcher” angle, using arrows and ammo imagery, then closes by saying she can respond with either a diss track or a smack. FENDRY responds with a strong first round. He builds a clear OnlyFans/Fiverr scheme, saying CUCHA sold pictures for a fiver and calling her “CUCHA 4.99.” He attacks her body, smell, makeup, reputation, and compares her unfavourably to his girl. The round is simple, rude and easy to catch, which helps him edge the first. Round two is more damaging for CUCHA because she has good ideas but loses some control. She attacks FENDRY as bummy, broke, unhygienic, backwards, and sexually questionable, using tulips, feet, toenails, chainsaw, network, Ferb, fart reverb and throat/regurgitation imagery. There are solid moments, but the delivery is not as clean. FENDRY’s second round is crude but more controlled. He attacks CUCHA for alleged PenGame relationships, clout chasing, food/cooking, breath, eyebrows, sexuality, bondage, vibrators, and says he used the same beat against SEVZ but would never “beat” with CUCHA. The judges later say he was “moving” in round two and CUCHA’s stumble hurt her. Round three is where CUCHA comes alive. She brings out family pictures and attacks FENDRY’s sister, mum, family background, school reputation, alleged private material, and tabs on his phone. The room reacts strongly, especially when she brings his mum into the visual angle and later when the JC/egg line lands. The judges all agree CUCHA smokes FENDRY in the third. FENDRY’s third is shorter and less effective. He brings ankle-sock/ick material, Rumpelstiltskin, cooking for Karma, privacy, simps and the “CUCHA 5 bar” callback, but it does not match CUCHA’s final round. The official decision goes to FENDRY, winning 2-1. CUCHA takes the third clearly, but FENDRY wins the first two rounds on cleaner delivery and stronger control.

Performance Analysis

FENDRY

FENDRY wins because he takes the first two rounds before CUCHA’s third-round surge. His approach is straightforward: keep the material simple, rude and easy for the room to follow. His first round is built around the Fiverr / 4.99 scheme. It is not overly complex, but it works because it gives the round a clear hook. Calling her “CUCHA 4.99” makes the angle memorable. He then adds body, smell and relationship comparisons, constantly saying she is nothing like his girl. His second round is his strongest in terms of control. He attacks CUCHA’s alleged PenGame history, clout chasing, food, hygiene, eyebrows, sexuality and props. Some of the material is very crude, but it lands because he keeps the structure moving. He also flips the beat history, saying he used the beat on SEVZ but would never “beat” with CUCHA. His third round is weaker. He has a few funny ideas around ankle socks, icks, Rumpelstiltskin, cooking and simps, but CUCHA’s final round is much bigger. Still, by that point, FENDRY has already banked the first two rounds on the judges’ cards. FENDRY’s biggest strength is controlled simplicity. His weakness is that when CUCHA brings strong props and personal visuals, his third does not have enough to answer it.

Lyrical Themes: CUCHA 4.99, Fiverr, OnlyFans, body/face/girl comparison, makeup, smell, eyebrows, cooking, clout, beat reuse, sexuality, ankle socks, simps.

CUCHA

CUCHA loses the battle but has the biggest round of the clash. Her third is the round most people will remember. Her first round has strong pockets. She attacks FENDRY’s friendliness, breath, hairline, stench, sister, body and overall image. The “Tetley from Etsy” and “Fletcher doesn’t let off arrows” concepts are good, and she shows strong confidence early. Her second round has content but lacks polish. The “so damn bummy” structure works as a repeated theme, and the tulips, feet, toenails, chainsaw, network and Ferb/fart reverb lines show creativity. However, the stumble costs her, and the judges specifically mention that the fumble affected the round. Her third round is excellent. CUCHA brings visual evidence, family pictures and direct family attacks. She focuses on FENDRY’s sister, mum, alleged private content, phone tabs, school reputation and personal history. The room reacts heavily, and the judges praise the props and high-resolution images. She clearly wins the third. CUCHA’s biggest strength is visual performance and personal angle construction. Her weakness is consistency across three rounds. If her first two were as sharp as her third, the result could have gone the other way.

Lyrical Themes: FENDRY’s friendliness, breath, hairline, sister, stench, Fletcher arrows, bummy image, tulips, feet, chainsaw, network, Ferb, family photos, mum/sister angles, school reputation, phone tabs, JC/egg closer.

Key Technical Highlights

FENDRY

Best round

Round two.

Strongest trait

Clear, controlled insult writing.

Best concept

CUCHA 4.99 / Fiverr scheme.

Best angle

CUCHA as clout-driven and not comparable to his girl.

Battle-winning factor

Cleaner first two rounds.

CUCHA

Best round

Round three.

Strongest trait

Props and visual evidence.

Best moment

Family photo / mum-on-the-floor angle.

Best angle

FENDRY’s family and personal background.

Battle-losing factor

Round two stumble and less control early.

Indexed Bars & Breakdown

CUCHA

Hostility

"FENDRY, you’re not my friend."

CUCHA opens by rejecting FENDRY’s friendly image. It sets the tone that this is not a light clash.

Hostility

"You joined PenGame trying to be all friendly, but that don’t mean I’m gonna end you gently."

This is a clean opener. CUCHA flips “friendly” into “gently,” saying she will still attack him hard.

Wordplay/Value

"You ain’t got tea, that’s Tetley from Etsy."

This is a tea/brand wordplay bar. Tetley is a tea brand, and Etsy gives it a fake or homemade feel. CUCHA says FENDRY lacks real gossip or substance.

Hygiene/Threat

"Vex me, like your breath, I’ll come deadly."

This attacks FENDRY’s breath while also threatening him. It is a smell/death bar.

Pop Culture

"Smack the Mario coins out your jet-ly."

This references Mario coins, making the impact cartoonish. It suggests she would hit him so hard coins fly out like a video game.

Number Scheme

"Heard your song three reloads, three bullets to this guy, now we got three peoples."

This uses the number three as a structure: reloads, bullets, and bodies. The wording is rough, but the idea is a triple-count scheme.

Name Flip

"This Fletcher don’t let off arrows."

This is a name flip. Fletcher means someone who makes arrows, but CUCHA says FENDRY does not actually fire anything dangerous.

Name Flip/Hygiene

"Fletcher FENDRY, stench is his ammo."

This continues the Fletcher/ammo scheme. Instead of arrows or bullets, his smell is the weapon.

Hygiene

"Breath smells like you’re chewing tobacco."

This is another hygiene punch. CUCHA attacks his breath directly.

Comparison

"My girl got a body fantastic, pretty face and looking fantastic."

CUCHA uses her own partner as a flex. She contrasts her girl’s attractiveness with FENDRY’s image.

Exaggeration

"Gigantic, it could fit a whole mattress."

This exaggerates body shape and size. It is sexualised and crude, but works as part of CUCHA’s boast.

Self-Branding

"Big CUCH, I’m back with a bang, back with a plan."

This is self-branding. CUCHA announces herself as returning with confidence and structure.

Insult

"OluwaFENDRY’s back with his crap, back with the cap."

This attacks FENDRY as a liar. “Cap” means lies, so CUCHA says he is returning with false material.

Threat

"Do I respond with a diss track or a smack?"

This closes her first by offering two types of retaliation: lyrical or physical. It keeps her aggressive image intact.

Insult

"You’re so damn bummy, you pick that up, give a spliff and then reuse it."

This starts her second-round “bummy” theme. CUCHA says FENDRY is so broke or dirty he reuses scraps.

Wordplay

"The only thing he’s kissing in his life is tulips."

This is a tulips/two lips wordplay bar. It attacks his romantic life while using flower imagery.

Hygiene/Appearance

"Keep your socks on, I’ve seen your feet."

This is a hygiene/appearance bar. CUCHA says his feet are so bad they should be hidden.

Hygiene/Appearance

"They look like they had a hard time to cut them nails."

This continues the foot/toenail angle. It makes the image uglier and more specific.

Exaggeration

"We need a chainsaw."

This exaggerates the toenail line, saying normal clippers would not be enough.

Status

"Talentless and between you all, one chicken wing is your network."

This attacks FENDRY’s team or circle. She says they have so little value that their combined network equals one chicken wing.

Pop Culture

"Fletcher, please be more like Ferb."

This references Phineas and Ferb. CUCHA flips FENDRY/Ferb through name sound and tells him to be less useless.

Wordplay/Humiliation

"The only time you let off heat is in the form of a fart reverb."

This is a fart/heat/sound bar. It attacks his threat level and makes his “heat” embarrassing rather than dangerous.

Status/Finance

"Behind scenes, begs guys for a pound."

This is a status/money attack. CUCHA says FENDRY is broke behind the scenes.

Threat

"Every word you say, shoving it back down your throat."

This is a rebuttal-style threat. CUCHA says she will make FENDRY eat his own words.

Family/Reputation

"Your sis makes more money than dealers."

This starts CUCHA’s third-round family angle. It is a sex-work/reputation attack on FENDRY’s sister and should be treated as battle material.

Family/Insult

"Your mum had yous in a whorehouse, so ruffle sprouts is what she’s producing."

This is a crude family insult using “Brussels sprouts” style food imagery. It is one of the harsher third-round lines.

Wordplay

"Your sis and bungee jump are alike — rubber breaks, you’re both fucked."

This is a bungee/rubber/sex-protection wordplay bar. It is dark, but it lands as a structured punch.

Tournament Context

"Me, I got three opponents, coming like the Three Musketeers."

CUCHA frames Group C as a three-opponent situation. It gives the round tournament context.

Allegation

"I saw gay porn on your phone."

This is a sexuality/private-phone allegation-style bar and should not be treated as factual. CUCHA uses it as a shock punch.

Allegation

"Next time clear your tabs."

This continues the phone/porn angle. It makes the previous line feel more specific and visual.

History

"Why do they hate you in school? Because you stole for the hell of it."

This is a school/history attack. CUCHA says FENDRY was disliked for stealing or bad behaviour.

Pop Culture

"If he’s got talent, it’s undercover, coming like MK Ultra."

This references MKUltra, a secret CIA mind-control programme. CUCHA says if FENDRY has talent, it is hidden so deeply it is covert.

Shock Punch

"Yes, JC gave me the egg — you did the same with your older."

This is the line that gets a big judge reaction. The wording is crude and personal, implying a family/sexual insult. It is battle material, but it clearly lands in the room.

FENDRY

Directness

"So let’s talk about CUCHA, wonder why I don’t like her."

FENDRY opens plainly and directly. He makes the round personal from the start.

Reputation/Finance

"She sold four pics for a fiver."

This begins the Fiverr/OnlyFans-style scheme. It attacks CUCHA’s alleged content value and reputation.

Value

"You don’t do OnlyFans, you do Fiverr."

This is the cleanest setup in the scheme. OnlyFans is framed as adult content, while Fiverr is cheap freelance work. FENDRY says CUCHA’s value is low.

Scheme Punchline

"Fuck that, more like 4.99, so CUCHA’s CUCHA 4.99."

This is the main punchline. “4.99” sounds like a cheap price tag and makes the angle memorable.

Appearance

"You look like a human frog, look like a human dog."

This is a blunt appearance insult. It is simple but direct.

Hygiene

"First girl with P.O, you need D.O."

This is a smell/body-odour bar. “B.O.” means body odour, and “D.O.” suggests deodorant. The transcript is rough, but the meaning is hygiene-based.

Appearance

"How many layers of make-up? 3.0."

This attacks CUCHA’s makeup and ties into FENDRY’s repeated “3.0” structure.

Reputation

"How many men have you run through? 3.0."

This continues the number scheme, using sexual reputation as the angle.

Structure

"What do we call this match-up? 3.0."

This closes the 3.0 pattern. FENDRY gives the round a repeated hook.

Gendered Insult

"Don’t have a dick to act like a wanker."

This is a gendered insult. It should be treated as battle material. FENDRY says CUCHA is acting like something she is not.

Wordplay

"You cannot hold me down, you’re no anchor."

This is an anchor/stability bar. FENDRY says CUCHA cannot restrain him.

Comparison

"Girl, you ain’t got body like my girl."

This starts the comparison-to-my-girl section. FENDRY uses his partner as the standard CUCHA fails to meet.

Comparison

"Face like my girl, mind like my girl, soul like my girl — nothing like my girl."

This repeats the comparison and drives home the point that CUCHA does not match his girl in any category.

Rejection

"There’s not one day on God’s green Earth that I’ll ever go make you my girl."

FENDRY closes round one by fully rejecting CUCHA romantically. It ties back to the comparison angle.

Reputation

"How many PenGame have you run through?"

This opens the second-round reputation angle. FENDRY attacks CUCHA’s alleged history with battlers.

Appearance/Reputation

"Head top’s dry but you’ve never seen drought."

This is hair/sexual-history wordplay. It attacks her hair while saying other things are not “dry.” It is crude battle material.

Critique

"I find it disgusting you’re using it for clout."

This is a more serious angle. FENDRY says CUCHA is using sexual or personal drama to gain attention.

Hygiene/Sexual

"Put toothpaste on my dick when I fuck you to clean your breath on the way out."

This is one of the crudest hygiene bars in the battle. It combines breath and sexual insult into one image. It should be treated strictly as battle material.

Appearance

"You look like you cook shit."

This is a cooking/appearance insult. FENDRY says she looks unhygienic or unappealing.

Cooking/Rejection

"Food ain’t nice, who would try move inside or pipe this inbred?"

This continues the cooking and sexual rejection angle. It is harsh and crude.

Appearance

"CUCHA does not have brows, just eyes."

This is a simple appearance punch. FENDRY attacks her eyebrows.

Dismissal

"I don’t mind you’re fruity."

This references CUCHA’s sexuality. FENDRY frames it as not the issue, then continues attacking her appearance and behaviour.

Status/Humour

"Does bondage but way too broke, ties up Karma with masking tape."

This is a bondage/Karma relationship joke. It says CUCHA is too broke to do bondage properly, so she uses masking tape.

Insult

"Nobody in their right mind wants her vibrators on five percent."

This is a crude sex-toy joke. It extends the sexual/reputation angle.

Platform

"I used this beat on SEVZ, so I’m using this beat on you."

FENDRY references his earlier battle with SEVZ and the beat choice. It gives the round platform continuity.

Wordplay/Rejection

"The funny thing is, CUCHA, I will never go beat with you."

This flips “beat” as instrumental and “beat” as sexual/physical. FENDRY says he will use the beat but not be involved with CUCHA.

Closing Punch

"One back shot and it’s leaking time."

This is a crude sexual closer linked to his reload-sign structure. It is battle material and part of his offensive style.

Personal

"Came here on my ankle socks, cause I know that’s the worst on your list of icks."

FENDRY opens round three by referencing CUCHA’s “icks” or turn-offs. It is more conversational and personal.

Pop Culture

"Your ideal man is Rumpelstiltskin."

This references Rumpelstiltskin, the fairy-tale character. FENDRY uses it to mock CUCHA’s taste or standards.

Observation

"Why did you try to cook for me? This girl is simping."

This references CUCHA allegedly cooking for him. FENDRY frames it as CUCHA being overly interested in him.

Wordplay

"Cooking with CUCHA was cooking for Karma."

This flips cooking and Karma together, suggesting CUCHA’s actions backfired.

Critique

"She don’t want to change no girl’s life, she just wants her army of simps to rise up."

This is FENDRY’s best third-round criticism. He says CUCHA’s empowerment image is shallow and really about attention from supporters.

Callback

"CUCHA 5 bar."

This is a callback to the earlier 4.99/Fiverr scheme. It keeps his main angle alive into the third.

Judgement Summary

FENDRY wins by unanimous decision (2-1)

The first judge gives round one to FENDRY by a slight edge, saying both first rounds were strong. Round two also goes to FENDRY, partly because CUCHA stumbled. Round three goes clearly to CUCHA, with the judge saying she smoked him in that round. The second judge also gives the battle to FENDRY 2-1, while praising CUCHA’s props, photos and deep-dive research. Paps also gives the battle to FENDRY 2-1. FENDRY wins the first two rounds with cleaner delivery and more controlled writing, but CUCHA takes the third with strong props and big room reaction.

Battle Stats

Date11-06-2025

Views68K

LeagueSeason Cold War