Delivery
"JM, what the fuck do you sound like that?"
DRIZZGB opens by attacking JM's voice and delivery.
Delivery
"If I was you, I wouldn't rap like that."
A direct technical critique.
Writing
"Your bars come like your mother - it's got no seasoning."
A harsh family and style punch saying JM's writing lacks flavour.
Momentum
"I'm bringing the wave."
DRIZZGB positions himself as the more current and polished artist.
Music status
"You don't get streams on Tidal."
A punch aimed at JM's music reach.
Writing
"I got bars, not the pen, but a pen that's viral."
A pen and viral-writing flex.
Appearance
"You look like you work on site and order a bacon bap in the morning."
A visual insult painting JM as a tradesman stereotype.
Drug wordplay
"You ain't part of the royal family, so why you always with Charlie?"
Charlie is used as drug slang inside royal-family wordplay.
Pop culture
"I'm standing next to a joker, Harley."
A Joker and Harley Quinn punch making JM look ridiculous.
PenGame reference
"Your girl looks like KANDI and the shape of her is ORION."
JM's girlfriend is insulted through references to other PenGame battlers.
Away battle
"I came to Wales to send man flying."
A direct claim of away-game dominance.
Welsh imagery
"You love your country way too much and that's a red flag - you're chasing a dragon."
Welsh pride, the national dragon and drug imagery combine in the battle's standout punch.
Hygiene
"I grab the mic and spit - in your hair I see lice and nits."
DRIZZGB opens round two with an appearance and hygiene attack.
Wordplay
"You don't get numbers, licence plates - you get sent letters with your licence in."
A licence and numbers sequence, though the transcript wording is rough.
Writing
"You got dead bars."
A direct criticism of JM's writing.
Appearance
"You got the beak of a pelican."
A clear nose and face punch.
Appearance
"All I see is a skeleton."
JM is described as physically weak and thin.
Control
"This is my house, I don't need a development."
DRIZZGB claims ownership of the battle space.
Battle allegation
"Coloniser, Tommy Robinson, I know you follow my man."
A political and race angle preserved as battle material, not verified fact.
Eviction
"It's like I'm your big brother, 'cause you know that I will evict you."
A Big Brother eviction punch saying JM is being removed.
Wordplay
"You seem like a fun guy when you head up - you look like a mushroom."
A fungi and fun-guy wordplay section.
Closer
"I'm gonna bring out the mop and broom - I'ma clean up and then dust you."
A clean-up scheme that closes on dusting the opponent.
Fatherhood
"Get off the stage and go fuck off back to your daughter."
A harsh dismissal using JM's fatherhood.
Writing
"I'll write him off, I'm an author."
A clean writing and elimination punch.
Booking
"After this, you won't get a call back."
DRIZZGB says JM will not be booked again.
Delivery
"I can't fucking understand him."
An accent and clarity critique.
Status
"Who let this tramp in?"
A blunt dismissal of JM's place on the stage.
Mismatch
"This is a gunfight, you brought a shank in."
One of DRIZZGB's clearest final-round punches frames JM as under-equipped.
Status
"Just know I'm the champion."
DRIZZGB places himself above JM.
Performance
"He's rapping, not football chanting."
JM's delivery is compared to chanting rather than rap.
Music
"Tracks you're deleting."
DRIZZGB says JM's music is bad enough to remove.