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Toilet plunger
Used by Tymeless
Used by Tymeless
Used by Tymeless
Used by Tymeless
Used by Tymeless
Used by Tymeless
Official Crowd Decision
DEENO vs TYMELESS closed the event as a three-round main event built around ownership of Gzone, age, identity and live performance. DEENO repeatedly called the platform his house and attacked TYMELESS through his name, previous clashes, politics, family and claimed credibility. TYMELESS answered with a long toilet-and-throne concept, age and appearance rebuttals, a cascade of red-haired celebrity comparisons and five physical props. Personal and family claims are preserved only as battle material and have not been independently verified.
DEENO's clearest writing made the opponent's name do technical work. Time, timeless, replay and no reverse created a recurring clock-and-playback field; Big Smoke and CJ made a GTA final-mission scheme; and his third round connected Young Filly, Thriller, Special K, cereal killer, The Simpsons and Smithers. His second round mixed prepared writing with an explicitly announced freestyle close, showing adaptability but also creating several looser passages.
TYMELESS built the more complete performance. The opening transformed DEENO's real stomach complaint into Crohn's disease, squeeze, toilet seat, plop, blocked toilets, a plunger and the claim that Gzone's chair was not his throne. Round two introduced the returning Keith Lemon gag, then moved through ginger and silver foxes, GTA cheat codes, Rick Astley, Paul Scholes, Ron Weasley, leprechauns, Simon Pegg and Shaun of the Dead. His final round became a family-addressed performance before finishing with Machine Gun Kelly, R. Kelly, Matilda, building tools, 125 references and the third lemon's squeeze payoff.
The host ran a direct crowd comparison for DEENO and TYMELESS, called it close and explicitly said it was on TYMELESS. Gzone's structured record agrees. No numerical tally or round-by-round score is preserved, so the archive records a TYMELESS crowd decision without inventing a margin.
DEENO performed as Gzone's home representative, repeatedly telling TYMELESS that the room and platform were his house. His strongest technical material used the opponent's name: play for time, no replay, time teaching life and no reverse. The GTA Big Smoke/CJ sequence and final Thriller/Special K/cereal run gave the rounds recognisable pop-culture peaks. He also announced part of round two as freestyle and recovered through several beat restarts, but the looser improvisation and repeated setup lines made his overall case less controlled than TYMELESS' prop-led structure.
Lyrical Themes: Gzone ownership; time and replay; headlocks and MMA; driving and Lightning McQueen; age; politics and EDL; GTA; Big Smoke and CJ; family personals; Island Boys; Beta Squad and Young Filly; benefits; Thriller; cereal brands; Simpsons; country lines.
TYMELESS turned the battle into a performance piece. A real-time stomach complaint became the entry point for an extended toilet scheme with plop sounds, blocked VIP toilets, a throne flip and a plunger reveal. The lemons then operated as a running visual joke across the later rounds, while the second round's red-haired celebrity list and the final round's Kelly, Matilda, construction and 125 sections showed prepared reference density. He repeatedly controlled pauses, props and crowd anticipation, and the third lemon finally explained the entire running gag through squeezed.
Lyrical Themes: Stomach illness; gun squeeze; toilets and throne; plunger; Gzone ownership; Reddit and finances; Keith Lemon; ageing and grey hair; red-haired celebrities; GTA cheat codes; family-directed personals; Kelly name flips; Matilda; builders and tools; 125 refrain; lemons and squeezing.
Timeless time field
Play for time, no replay, time teaching life and no reverse recur across the battle, making the opponent's stage name a sustained source rather than a single flip.
GTA final mission
Big Smoke and CJ are Grand Theft Auto characters; game over and no replay complete the final-mission framing.
Special K cereal-killer chain
Thriller, Special K, Cheerio and serial killer move from Michael Jackson into breakfast cereal while preserving a death threat.
Simpsons and Smithers
Calling TYMELESS a simp leads into The Simpsons, then Smithers supplies a recognisable character comparison and the rhyme.
Toilet concept round
Crohn's disease, belly rumbling, squeeze, toilet seat, plop, blocked toilets, full of it, plunger and throne build one continuous comic world.
Three-lemon escalation
Keith Lemon starts as an appearance joke, separate lemons recur as physical props, and the third reveal resolves the motif with 'get lemon, get squeezed'.
Red-haired reference cascade
Angry Ginge, silver fox, Rick Astley, Paul Scholes, Ron Weasley, a leprechaun and Simon Pegg create a sustained appearance-based reference run.
Kelly name sequence
DEENO's mother being named Kelly opens Machine Gun Kelly and R. Kelly references, letting one real name support several distinct punchlines.
Round 1 — MMA headlock
"A headlock's going to make you crash out—get your girl in my bed in a headlock, MMA star, one tap-out."
Headlock and tap-out belong to MMA. DEENO moves the same physical hold into a relationship angle while crash out describes losing control.
Round 1 — Lightning McQueen
"I'm not saying she's my Lightning McQueen, but when we move she screams 'kachow'—back to the driving."
Kachow is Lightning McQueen's Cars catchphrase. The sound completes the vehicle reference before DEENO explicitly returns to driving language.
Round 1 — Koala headlock
"If any of you try to headlock me—koala thing, I'm letting it rip."
A koala clings around a body like a headlock. Letting it rip changes the cute animal image into retaliation.
Round 1 — Play for time
"When you're in the ring, there's no need to play for time."
Play for time means delay an outcome, but directly addressing TYMELESS turns the everyday phrase into a stage-name punch.
Round 2 — BBL and EDL
"I'll pay for your BM's BBL if you proudly leave from the EDL."
BBL and EDL give the line matching initial structures while moving from cosmetic surgery to a political organisation. The political claim is unverified battle material.
Round 2 — OK with three Ks
"Why don't you see your kids on weekdays? Why do you spell OK with three Ks?"
Three Ks transforms ordinary OK into a Ku Klux Klan reference, advancing DEENO's racism angle. The allegation remains unverified.
Round 2 — GTA final mission
"GTA, it's the final mission—Big Smoke or CJ; it's game over for you, no replay."
Big Smoke and CJ are Grand Theft Auto characters. Final mission, game over and no replay extend the complete video-game frame.
Round 2 — Cap to the flag
"I said Baddie loves riding on poles—now this one wants to play cap to the flag."
Capture the flag is shortened toward cap to the flag; pole and flag make the scene physical while cap also suggests dishonesty.
Round 3 — Time and no reverse
"Call yourself TYMELESS, how silly—if you've got time, drop it quickly... time will teach life, but when it's my time there is no reverse."
Time is repeated as a name, possession and life lesson. No reverse adds playback and clock direction to the same field.
Round 3 — Beta Squad and Young Filly
"TYMELESS is in a Beta Squad, hands on girls—Young Filly; I've got the most bread in city."
Beta Squad and Yung Filly belong to the same online entertainment circle. Filly, city and pity then hold the rhyme pocket.
Round 3 — Thriller cereal killer
"MJ, TYMELESS ain't no Thriller—this Fruit Loop will get Special K; Cheerio, mate, I'm a cereal killer."
Thriller invokes Michael Jackson, then Fruit Loops, Special K and Cheerios convert serial killer into cereal killer across three brands.
Round 3 — Simpsons and Smithers
"For your girl I know you're a simp, son—that explains why you look like Smithers."
Simp, son sounds like Simpson, opening The Simpsons reference; Smithers then provides the character comparison.
Round 1 — Belly squeeze
"You haven't got a gun thing—when your belly starts rumbling, it's the only time you're known to squeeze."
Squeeze normally means firing a trigger; TYMELESS redirects it to DEENO's stomach complaint and bowel movement.
Round 1 — Plunger reveal
"There's a big turd and it won't flush—dirty tramp, here's a plunger; clean up the toilet you blocked off."
The long toilet setup becomes physical when TYMELESS produces the plunger, giving the blocked-toilet punch a visible payoff.
Round 1 — Gzone throne
"Go back to the toilet, sit on your own—the chair at Gzone isn't your throne."
Toilet seat becomes a throne, allowing TYMELESS to answer DEENO's claim that Gzone is his house and position of power.
Round 1 — Reddit and debit
"You don't clutch weapons, you jump on Reddit; your funds in debit."
Reddit and debit create a clean end rhyme while online posting and negative finances undermine street credibility.
Round 2 — Keith Lemon again
"Who brought Keith Lemon in again? I brought another lemon in again—brought the fruit back to bury him again."
Keith Lemon is an appearance comparison, while producing a real lemon turns the name into a recurring prop and refrain.
Round 2 — Ginger fox, silver fox
"You're going to mention my grey hairs—you're a ginger fox with fleas and ticks; I'm a silver fox."
Ginger fox and silver fox compare hair colours and age. Fleas and ticks make DEENO's fox less flattering while silver fox implies attractive maturity.
Round 2 — GTA cheat code
"Both ginger men came to Gzone, played GTA, both the same—how is that not a cheat code? Ginger J giving himself a reload."
GTA, cheat code and reload form a gaming sequence. Reload also means a crowd-requested restart, turning the host's involvement into the punch.
Round 2 — Red-haired reference run
"Prince Harry from Uber Eats, Paul Scholes who couldn't use his feet, Ron Weasley on a booster seat—Simon Pegg in Shaun of the Dead."
Four recognisable red-haired figures create a rapid appearance-comparison sequence, with feet/seat and Pegg/dead carrying the sounds.
Round 3 — Nine sequence
"Your father is dead—niners killed him, nine-milli drilled him, lights revealed him, driving a wheelspin."
Niners and nine-milli establish weapon language; killed, drilled and revealed repeat the ending before wheelspin supplies movement.
Round 3 — Kelly sequence
"Your mum's name is Kelly—this one's a kill shot, I'm Machine Gun Kelly... that's why everyone says R. Kelly."
The real first name opens two celebrity references: Machine Gun Kelly for the weapon line and R. Kelly for the following adult allegation.
Round 3 — Builder scheme
"She works in lunch halls where the meals are, builder's bum and not a builder; spirit levels dropped—to keep things straight, everybody gets drilled."
Builder's bum, spirit level, straight and drilled combine construction tools and actions into one extended appearance attack.
Round 3 — Lemon squeeze payoff
"Here it is, lemon number three—the real reason I brought lemons: if you get lemon, then you'll get squeezed."
The third physical lemon resolves the battle-long running gag. Squeezing a lemon becomes the final threat and explains the repeated props.
The host asked for crowd noise first for DEENO and then TYMELESS, described the result as close and explicitly announced that it was on TYMELESS. Gzone's structured winner record agrees. No numerical vote or round score is preserved. All family, conduct and private-life allegations remain unverified battle material; the five prop records are retained as part of the performance archive.
TYMELESS — crowd decision
DEENO produced strong isolated writing through the sustained time field, GTA final mission, Young Filly and cereal-killer sections, and he recovered through several restarts. TYMELESS created the more complete live performance: the toilet concept and plunger, layered red-haired reference writing, repeated lemons, crowd timing and a final squeeze payoff made all three rounds feel connected. The host explicitly awarded TYMELESS the close crowd decision without giving a score or margin.