ANBU SENSEI and CHAR.B opened Champions League Fixture 4 at Ministry of Sound. ANBU won the coin toss and chose to go first, but CHAR.B was still sent out before him. The host closes by directing the room and viewers at home to a 48-hour vote, with no completed tally or declared winner preserved. The result below is therefore an independent LOTA review.
CHAR.B's first called ANBU the definition of a loser and used grooming, stale noodles and urinating beside a computer to attack his online image and hygiene. A million-pound bet became preferring a noose, kneeling became praying for his death, and family death left him alone. ANBU criticising women became beggars trying to choose despite having no options. CHAR.B praised his mother for the exhausting work of raising him, then called his birth the result of being unable to have an abortion. The beat broke during the round. She restarted but lost her place, accepted the L herself and ended before completing the intended material.
ANBU's first began with CHAR.B's clothes and the expectation that she make a sandwich, then attacked her bars and beats. Chris Brown in 2009 turned the gendered aggression into a music reference; Musical Youth and passing left-hand side followed. Sam and Dean from Supernatural supplied her demise. ANBU addressed CHAR.B's online complaints about women being excluded from battle rap, compared them with CHEEKS going viral and argued that the real problem was CHAR.B being ineffective. Addams, Wednesday, food, kitchens, ERICA KIRK and choking developed the later passages. Multiple reloads and interruptions stretched the round, but ANBU completed substantially more material and takes the first.
CHAR.B's second targeted ANBU's anime identity. She called sexualised young female characters creepy and asked what his search history would uncover. Acne and an uncle became a deliberately offensive origin question. Acting like a penguin and carrying the show led into only carrying an extra chromosome. Anime powers became autism, specifically the kind that made ANBU awkward and unable to make eye contact. CHAR.B said Margs should worry because ANBU thought about his head more than breasts, extending it into Y, X, Y and Z. She closed by attacking ANBU for claiming everyone stole his culture while trying to be anything except Black. The concise round stays on one researched theme and earns CHAR.B the second.
ANBU's second opened on birthday messages and 'more life,' then called CHAR.B unsuitable as a wife because she was always drunk. Foresight, seeing the future, statements, Margs, bacon and her conversion to Islam drove the opening. Ali expectations became a Salem witch comparison. Clerical jokes, stage behaviour, LV and forcing it in general followed. ANBU invoked women who killed for a living, chemicals, Alexander the Great and prior opponents. Insurance, trunks, pH levels, takeaway food and CHAR.B's body became the closing sequence. It is broader than CHAR.B's round but less focused, so CHAR.B edges the second.
CHAR.B's third returned to ANBU's appearance and sexuality. His face and school-shooter vibe made the Super Sensei introduction dry the room. A large nose and small penis became a question about which would break first if he ran into a wall. A woman who nearly took ANBU's virginity supposedly changed her mind and asked him to use a finger. CHAR.B said attacks on her did not work because she had self-worth, dismissed his language as nerd speech and blamed the Sensei and anime persona for his virginity. A body bag carried like a Birkin, failing to blow a back out even with dynamite, and having no car, club, job, home or plan led into multiplying ANBU repeatedly while still producing half a man.
ANBU's third asked the crowd to join the Super Sensei chant. Falling out and making up became foundation, bronzer, blush, powder and contour. CHAR.B's alleged scams and work with children led into Hellraiser and Constantine. RELAPSE and practice matches, blood, baskets and sheen followed. No Behaviour, Loon and impressing poets preceded a Horcrux and seven men holding a soul. ANBU repeated CHAR.B's name in a crying and dying refrain, invoked BONNY BLUE, criticised her slow delivery and choking, then turned natural hair and not wigging out into a ginger reference. A Trojan, Jason on Friday, Deadpool, a microphone cable and Gravity Falls characters completed the most layered round of the battle.
LOTA scores ANBU SENSEI 2-1. ANBU takes round one because CHAR.B's technical break and lost restart leave her round incomplete. CHAR.B wins round two through the tighter anime, search-history, chromosome, autism and cultural-identity attack. ANBU wins round three with the more extensive makeup, Constantine, Horcrux, natural-hair, Jason, Deadpool and Gravity Falls construction.